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Colbert Roasts John Cena’s Taiwan Apology With Idea for Something Else to Make China Happy (Video)

Cena body slams the Dalai Lama in ”The Late Show“ version of events

Add Stephen Colbert to the fairly robust list of people who think John Cena’s apology to China was a bad look. Wednesday’s “The Late Show” opened with a gag that absolutely roasted Cena by suggesting something else he could say to make China happy.

If you’re just catching up, Cena recently, accidentally referred to Taiwan as an independent country while promoting “F9: The Fast Saga” on a Taiwanese TV show. This predictably angered China, which insists Taiwan is a province in rebellion and not an independent country, as Taiwan has said it is for decades. And it caused quite a lot of Chinese people on the country’s (heavily controlled) social media platforms to express outrage about it.

On Tuesday, Cena posted a video to Chinese social media site Weibo where he said in Mandarin: “In one interview, I made a mistake. I have to say right now it’s very, very, very, very, very important. I love and respect China and the Chinese people. I’m very, very sorry. As for my mistake, I really apologize for it.”

This pleased absolutely no one. Chinese social media users largely complained, according to the Associated Press. And in the U.S., the apology provoked scorn from across the political spectrum for what a lot of critics largely described as — I’m paraphrasing here — obsequious groveling before an authoritarian state.

So back to Colbert. The cold open gag began with a quick recap of the situation drawn from news reports. Then a title card claimed, “‘A Late Show’ has acquired the full apology.” Then appeared Cena’s actual apology, but with brand new subtitles.

“Hello China, this is John Cena. I wrongly said Taiwan is a country. Wrongly! Wrongly! Wrongly! Not only is Taiwan not a country, it’s also not even a real place. It’s like ‘Zootopia,’ which coincidentally made $220 million in China. And don’t get me started on Tibet! Always complaining, complaining, complaining about China. I will give Tibet something to complain about,” the faux subtitles read, before the video showed a poorly made deep fake of Cena body slamming the Dalai Lama.

“I call that the Dalai Slam-a,” the subtitles read. Watch the full clip below: