Any drama with a doorman is too good to pass up.
And while reports of a Trump “lovechild” have been disputed, there may be other secrets the president is hiding, according to a “doorman” who was willing to spill some hot tea on “The Late Show With Stephen Colbert” on Thursday night.
“He’s a terrible recycler,” the doorman said. “He never remembers to sort his plastic from his incriminating documents.”
“Trump salutes me every morning because he thinks I’m the general of the doors,” he added in a bored monotone.
On Thursday, The New Yorker reported that the National Enquirer paid a former Trump World Tower doorman $30,000 for the rights to a “rumor he’d heard about Trump’s sex life” — and then never ran a story. The doorman said he was told not to criticize Trump’s housekeeper for having a child with the real estate giant, in a statement obtained by CNN. The woman denied having an affair with Trump.
See more of Colbert’s doorman’s zingers below:
“He once asked me to spank him with a rolled up J. Crew catalogue.”
“We have strict instructions not to let the FBI in or Melania out.”
“Eric Trump was created on the Island of Dr. Moreau. It almost worked, too.”
Watch the full clip above.