“The Daily Show” unveiled the nominees for the only award show that we all wish wasn’t happening: The Pandemmy Awards.
This year’s awards, the second (and please god hopefully last) annual, feature a clash between Bleach and Ivermectin for which is the best (horribly bad) COVID treatment, while Tucker Carlson and Candace Owens face off for which one knows world history the least.
Plus, plenty of regular people freaking out over masks will have a chance to take home some hardware this year (just make sure you wipe them down).
“Daily Show” host Trevor Noah broke down the nominees more thoroughly during Monday’s show, which you can view in the player above.
Best Original COVID Treatment
- Ivermectin (aka the horse dewormer)
- Colloidal Silver
- Contracting COVID
Best Mile High Meltdown
- “You’re a Liar”
- “This is Tyranny”
- “You Guys Fu–king Suck” (note: this is not said towards the New York Jets or Jacksonville Jaguars)
- “GRRRRR..GRR! GRRR! GRR..GRRR”
- “One C–ksucking Warnings”
Best Historical Adaptation
- Tucker Carlson – “Jim Crow”
- Steve Hilton – “Apartheid”
- Candace Owens – “Segregation”
- Marjorie Taylor Greene – “Nazi German”
If you want to take part in voting, you can head over right now to the Pandemmy Awards’ official site. Meanwhile, watch “The Daily Show” clip above, or check out the other categories in the videos below.
The winners will be announced on Sept. 28.
OUTSTANDING DRAMATIC PERFORMANCE BY A CONCERNED CITIZEN
OUTSTANDING ACHIEVEMENT IN SCAPEGOATING
THE DONALD J. TRUMP “IT’S LIKE THE FLU” AWARD FOR WORST COVID PREDICTION
BEST VACCINE INCENTIVE THAT’S NOT
BEST COVID-SUPPORTING GOVERNOR
BEST SUPPORTING DISASTER IN A PANDEMIC