Former “Late Show” host David Letterman took a break from retirement this weekend to roast Republican candidate Donald Trump.
“I was complacent, I was satisfied, I was content, and then a couple of days ago Donald Trump said he was running for president. I have made the biggest mistake of my life,” Letterman told a San Antonio crowd on Friday night. Comedians Steve Martin and Martin Short had introduced Letterman to the stage as a surprise guest.
He then revealed a Top Ten List of “interesting facts” about the real estate mogul.
Some of the facts were about Trump’s weight: “Donald Trump weighs 240 pounds — 250 with cologne”
His anti-Mexican comments: “Donald Trump has pissed off so many Mexicans, he’s starring in a new movie entitled ‘No Amigos'”
And bedroom behavior: “During sex, Donald Trump calls out his own name”