Donald Trump seems to be perpetually digging himself out of holes and explaining away scandals of late.
From making lewd comments about one woman on a hot mic with Billy Bush, to accusations that he groped and physically attacked others, the GOP presidential nominee has been permanently on the defensive for the past week.
But what if his rebuttals were set to a “Cat in the Hat” style poetic meter?
The genius of the Twitterverse has now set Trump’s rhetoric to Dr. Seuss‘ signature anapestic tetrameter (which consists of four rhythmic units called anapests) to give them a far more jovial edge.
Check the best results from the hashtag #TrumpDrSeuss below.
I do not like him
in my blouse.
I do not like him
in the House.
I do not like this vain man.
I do not like him, Sane-I-am.#TrumpDrSeuss
— Vicky Rateau (@VRateau) October 14, 2016
I will not vote for the orange man
Women have the power, yes we can
Vote down the orangutan #TrumpDrSeuss
— Amor (@amor6194) October 14, 2016
I am a fake that much is true
I steal & cheat in all I do
I get my way no matter what
I know I'm bad down in my gut
— Sunesis (@VintagePasta) October 14, 2016
#TrumpDrSeuss is the best thing on Twitter this Election 2016 season. ????????
— Serena (@StLouisCardsGal) October 14, 2016
Trump meant what he said,
Kayleigh said what he meant,
But Trump's still a groper,
One hundred percent. #TrumpDrSeuss
— jenna (@jennag98) October 14, 2016
Trumps hair is like a wave
Or stunt ramp for Super Dave
Look like that you must be brave
DrSeuss is turning over in his grave#TrumpDrSeuss
— Brain Storm (@GetTwitMe) October 14, 2016
I see "a conspiracy"
My own party is leaving me
I grope and I pout
Moderators leave me out
But a narcissist believes in me!#TrumpDrSeuss
— Conspiracy Theories (@ConspiracyTs) October 14, 2016
Grab Them by the Pu**y
— Nick De????rinc????t (@Nickepidia_8) October 14, 2016
Inspire hate every day!
Build walls to keep immigrants away!
Demand order thru dominance!
Have nothing but empty promises! #trumpdrseuss
— claremzb (@ClareMZB) October 14, 2016
I do not like your cowlick hair
I do not like the way you stare
I do not like you Donald Trump
I much prefer a 1 humped Whump #TrumpDrSeuss
— Tenby Powell (@tenbypowell) October 14, 2016
I will grope her, she's a fox,
I will grab her by the box,
I'm the richest in the land,
She won't mind my tiny hand.#TrumpDrSeuss
— Christopher B Buck (@cbaldwinbuck) October 14, 2016
I do not like that stupid man
I do not like his so called plan
He yells and shouts words of hate
All to make America "great"#TrumpDrSeuss
— Brock Zimmermann (@BrockZimmermann) October 14, 2016