Watching the turmoil in the Trump White House over the last week got me to thinking about MTV’s “The Real World.” A long time ago, at the beginning of this crazy century, I wrote a story for Rolling Stone when the show was going into its ninth season and the producers, Mary-Ellis Bunim and Jonathan Murray, allowed a reporter in on the “secret” casting process for the first time.
As it turned out, the key to casting was to push the line far enough to find crazy and outrageous kids without hiring one who might actually kill anyone (him or herself included). The casting formula also demanded a diverse and yet stock pool of stereotypes to play off one another — the partier, the naïf, the jock, the devout Christian, the gay kid, the provocateur, etc. The truth was that these so-called different people were often capable of getting along just fine, especially since they basically wanted the same thing (their 15 minutes of fame).
But getting along isn’t very interesting. Bunim tellingly came from the world of soaps where falling into a coma, cheating, divorcing, lying and giving birth to an illegitimate child — preferably in the same half-hour — is the narrative bar. Ergo, the producers and their cameramen crafted a show where the kids stopped being polite and started getting…. I know what you want to say but the answer, Virginia, is not real. It’s savvy.
Why is this relevant now? Because Donald Trump is employing this same lowbrow entertainment instinct, casting for the same kind of drama. Take the most recent example: Anthony Scaramucci, the Snooki of White House officials (down to his bada-bing nickname “The Mooch”), picking fights in Long Guylandese with Reince Priebus, the straitlaced student body president from Wisconsin.
The Donald himself plays the alpha-male rich kid, gleefully tweet-dunking goody-two-shoes Alabaman Jeff Sessions in the proverbial hot tub. And if you loved to hate Puck, the nasty bike messenger from season three of “The Real World,” you’ll definitely enjoy hiss-booing alt-right messenger Steve Bannon.
It’s fun, isn’t it? “As the World Trumps” makes for even better (and in liberal bastions, more bonding) water-cooler chatter than “Game of Thrones.” Not everyone has the stomach for flaying and castration, but mean tweets between ’80s-throwback white guys can’t hurt you. They can just make your eyes glaze over with anger when it’s time to read the latest story about, say, actual policy.
And that’s the rub. What I really learned back in 2000 is that the only sin in reality TV — and increasingly in America — is being boring. If viewers get bored, they might turn you off. They might even pay attention to what else is going on, for example an attempt — bravely thwarted by the Democrats and Senators Collins, Murkowski and McCain — to take away health care from people whose lives may not be entertaining but are meaningful nonetheless.
We may feel like we’re a captive audience, but there’s something we can do: Turn off the Trump show — even when it’s so outrageous that it’s a guilty pleasure.
Trump isn’t an evil genius, even if he plays one on TV. He’s a man who doesn’t crack a book, who has no sense of history. But take it from this former reality show reporter, that doesn’t mean he doesn’t know what he’s doing either.
Our president is a reality TV/wrestling impresario whose sleight-of-hand is outrageousness and infighting. He won’t go away so long as we are entertained, even negatively. But the future of America, a story with real drama and real stakes, cannot be forged by a cast of clowns who stop being polite only to grab a bigger share of airtime.
22 'Rediculous' Typos From Trump's White House, From 'Attaker' to 'Unpresidented' (Photos)
You can't have "the best words" if you can't correctly spell them. Even more serious than the Trump administration's beef with CNN is its beef with grammar, as is evidenced by a score of tweets and official White House documents that are riddled with spelling errors, misused words and downright gibberish. Here are 21 of the worst (and most laughable) offenses.
"Innaccurately"
Oh, the irony! The White House tried to call out the Congressional Budget Office for inaccuracy but inaccurately spelled the word "innaccurately."
White House/Twitter
"Honered"
Before "covfefe," there was "honered." Of course, newly-inaugurated Trump meant to tweet that he was "honored," but that's not what happened.
Twitter
"Unpresidented"
According to Huffington Post, Trump Twitter-slammed China for seizing a U.S. underwater drone in December 2016. He also made up a word in the process. By “unpresidented,” we can assume he meant “unprecedented.”
Twitter
"San Bernadino"
The White House got a few things wrong with this list of “unreported” terror attacks. First, many of the incidents actually had been reported. Second, “San Bernardino” was spelled incorrectly.
White House/Twitter
"Attaker"
In the same report, the WH managed to misspell “attacker” 23 times in a row. That has to be some sort of record.
White House/Twitter
"W.E.B. DeBois"
The U.S. Department of Education (DOE) botched the name of legendary civil rights activist, W.E.B. DuBois. It’s DU Bois, as in “DU” they realize the epic mistake they made?
Twitter
"Deepest apologizes"
Apparently, the DOE did catch the gaffe and subsequently tweeted out an apology… sort of.
Twitter/The Washington Post
"Columbia"
This is a common spelling error that also tripped up Steve Harvey in the past. For the record, when referring to the country, the correct spelling is "Colombia."
White House/Twitter
“Possibility of lasting peach”
According to a White House press release, one of Trump’s objectives during his most recent visit to Israel was to “promote the possibility of lasting peach” between Israelis and Palestinians. Who needs peace when you can have peaches?
White House/Twitter
“Couple with changes”
Another typo from the same press release. This time, someone left off the “d” in the word “coupled.” Hence, we have “A new approach, couple with changes.”
White House/Twitter
"Councel"
After Trump tweeted this misspelling on May 18, Merriam-Webster reported that "councel" was their most-searched word of that day.
Twitter/The Hill
"Tapp"
President Obama did not "tapp" Trump's phone at any time during his two terms in office, because there is no such word as "tapp" in the English language.
Twitter
Too vs. To
This was not a tweet. This was Donald Trump's official inauguration portrait... with an egregious typo printed front and center.
Library of Congress
"Teresa May"
This mistake doesn’t seem too critical… until you consider the fact that Teresa (sans “h”) May is the name of a British porn star, not the British Prime Minister. The latter spells her first name with an "h."
White House/Huffington Post
"Hear by"
He should have typed "hereby." Of course, POTUS received a lot of flack for this one, among his many other botched spellings.
Twitter/Pro Publica
"Educatuon"
Failure took the form of a White House Snapchat on April 17. There's no excuse for this one.
White House/Snap
"Thr" and "Gas"
Trump displayed poor spelling in his attempt to shade two credible news outlets via Twitter.
Twitter
"Amoung"
"Amoung," many other things, he will also not use spellcheck.
Twitter
"Predisent"
This was a statement made by Trump's lawyer, Marc Kasowitz, in an official White House document.
White House/Twitter
"Rediculous"
Once again, Trump unleashes a grammatically incorrect Twitter rage at his arch nemesis, CNN.
As Merriam-Webster so nicely put it, "heal (to become healthy again) heel (a contemptible person)."
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Welcome to the White House: where the words are made up, and spellcheck doesn’t matter
You can't have "the best words" if you can't correctly spell them. Even more serious than the Trump administration's beef with CNN is its beef with grammar, as is evidenced by a score of tweets and official White House documents that are riddled with spelling errors, misused words and downright gibberish. Here are 21 of the worst (and most laughable) offenses.
Katherine Marsh is a journalist and Edgar Award-winning children's author. Her next novel, "Nowhere Boy," about an American boy in Brussels who finds a teenage Syrian refugee hiding in his basement, will be published by Putnam May 2018 and in 15 other languages. A former editor at The New Republic and Rolling Stone, she lives in the glorious hell-hole that is Brussels, Belgium.