Exhale: Charlie Sheen Back, ‘Men’ Resumes Production

File under: “Events Unfolding As Predicted”

They’re succinct over at Warner Bros. Television.

The studio Tuesday confirmed what we’d all known since last week — and did so in just seven words.

“’Two and a Half Men’ has resumed production," WBTV said in a formal statement issued this morning.

What didn’t need to be said, but is also true, is that Charlie Sheen has also returned to the "2.5" set.

And with that, an accountant on the Warners lot resumed adding up the millions in profits the franchise earns each year.

Mennnnnnnnnn.

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