Did Jimmy Fallon just pour gasoline on the late night fire?

Probably not, but he did reveal, at long last, his answers to “Shag, Marry, Kill” when it comes to his hosting rivals while visiting with Andy Cohen last night.

The question seemed to vex Fallon for a minute, whose skinny tie brought back memories of Damone from “Fast Times.” Cohen asked him to pick between Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert and James Corden.

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“I’m friends with all of them,” said the ever amiable Fallon. “I’m trying to think who would be the least mad if I killed them.”

After pensive deliberation, the verdict:

Shag: Kimmel. “Me and Kimmel are very shag, so I’ll shag Jimmy.”

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Marry: Colbert. “I will marry Colbert.”

Kill: Corden. “It’ll be a funny, British way of killing him. It’ll be a very Monty Python way of killing him.”

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Kudos to Fallon for handling the tough question as smoothly as possible. But he didn’t get off the hot seat easily. Cohen wanted to get to the bottom of Fallon’s friendship with Justin Timberlake, and asked a pressing question: Did JT ever tell him why he broke up with the “Toxic” singer? Check out Fallon’s response in the video below. (Hint: He’s good at navigating these questions without ruffling feathers, as usual).

Stephen Miller: 8 Late-Night Insults for Trump's 'Basic Henchman' (Photos)

Trump adviser Stephen Miller made a splash Wednesday by calling CNN's Jim Acosta "insulting, ignorant and foolish." But late-night hosts have had some harsh assessments of him, too. For example:

Sunday morning shows to push the president's border policies. Late-night hosts were not impressed by his chilly claim that "the powers of our president to protect our country... will not be questioned," and compared him to some unflattering people, places and cartoon characters. For example...
"Sméagol in a suit" - Trevor Noah
"That guy is 31 years old and he already looks like he's two-thirds of the way to Montgomery Burns." - Seth Meyers
"Young Gargamel" - Stephen Colbert
Superman villain General Zod - Stephen Colbert

(Context: After making the Gargamel comment, Colbert played a video of the previously mentioned Stephen Miller quote. Then Colbert joked that Miller then added, "I am become death, destroyer of worlds. Kneel before Zod." Which is a combo of famous quotes by Robert Oppenheimer and Zod.)
"The guy who shows up with a flashlight when teens are getting drunk in a graveyard." - Seth Meyers
"If you're wondering why his face looks familiar, it's probably because you see him every time you take off our socks. Black people, you can ignore that joke." - Trevor Noah
"A basic henchman" - Trevor Noah
"A guilty husband who got caught texting with a female co-worker." - Seth Meyer
We'll keep updating this list as more Stephen Miller insults roll in.

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Miller made a splash by insulting a CNN reporter as “insulting, ignorant and foolish”

Trump adviser Stephen Miller made a splash Wednesday by calling CNN's Jim Acosta "insulting, ignorant and foolish." But late-night hosts have had some harsh assessments of him, too. For example:

Sunday morning shows to push the president's border policies. Late-night hosts were not impressed by his chilly claim that "the powers of our president to protect our country... will not be questioned," and compared him to some unflattering people, places and cartoon characters. For example...

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