“Fifty Shades of Grey” sure knows how to torture its audience.
After all, could there be anything more boring than a photo of the S&M drama’s lead actress, Dakota Johnson, sitting pensively with a pencil at her lower lip?
Sure, it has the name of her boyfriend/psychotic sexual liberator, Christian Grey, written on it, but what’s so exciting about that? He owns a company, so of course he’s going to have customized pencils!
Here’s a tip for the marketing team on this film: People want excitement. A tease. Even a wink at the things that are to come!
On the bright side, we know that the camera work will boast some pretty distinct colors, so that’s something.
— Fifty Shades of Grey (@FiftyShades) September 10, 2014