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‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ Teases New Photo for Anastasia’s Birthday

It’s just a pencil, it’s just a pencil

“Fifty Shades of Grey” sure knows how to torture its audience.

After all, could there be anything more boring than a photo of the S&M drama’s lead actress, Dakota Johnson, sitting pensively with a pencil at her lower lip?

See video: ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ Trailer: Jamie Dornan Introduces Dakota Johnson to His ‘Singular’ Tastes

Sure, it has the name of her boyfriend/psychotic sexual liberator, Christian Grey, written on it, but what’s so exciting about that? He owns a company, so of course he’s going to have customized pencils!

Here’s a tip for the marketing team on this film: People want excitement. A tease. Even a wink at the things that are to come!

Also read: Charlie Hunnam Reveals ‘Nervous Breakdown’ Was Real Reason Behind ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ Departure

On the bright side, we know that the camera work will boast some pretty distinct colors, so that’s something.