‘Game of Thrones’ Parody Welcomes the ‘Real Housewives of Westeros’ (Video)

“Winter is still coming, and so is the drama,” announces the fake Braavos reality show

The ladies of “Game of Thrones” become the “Real Housewives” as YouTube sensations Dirty Cues turn their parody skills to the Seven Kingdoms.

“The Real Housewives of Westeros” is made up of Sansa Stark, Cersei Lannister, Daenerys Targaryen, Margaery Tyrell, Melisandre and Ellaria Sand.

The clip hits many of the “Housewives” tropes, including “Game of Thrones” versions of the iconic taglines recited in the show’s intro.

“Those who think they know me, can bow down and blow me,” says the parody’s version of Sansa.

Typical for the Bravo franchise, the women gather for a party where they gossip about Littlefinger’s “shriveled up little weenie,” bitch about Daenerys’ eating habits and scheme to win the throne.

The video comes from Dirty Cues Productions, is directed by César Gamiño and written by Susie Lohse. Dirty Cues is best known for their parody reenactment of a woman’s rant against the store Bath & Body Works that went viral in 2012.

The Season 5 finale of “Game of Thrones” airs Sunday at 9 p.m. on HBO.