Jimmy Kimmel Mashed Up All 38 of 2018’s Hallmark Christmas Movies to Make One Terrible One (Video)

Yes, there will be ice sculpting (and Chad Michael Murray)

Last Updated: December 19, 2018 @ 7:29 AM

Hallmark Channel made 38 new Christmas movies this year — ain’t nobody got time for that. Jimmy Kimmel was kind enough to mash all of them up into one sure-to-be holiday classic.

It’s titled “Reunited at Christmas at the Palace on Christmas in Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Your Mom’s Dead at Christmas.”

Catchy.

Yes, Chad Michael Murray and Happy the Dog are accounted for. As are LeAnn Rimes and like half the cast of “Fuller House.”

Watch the super-trailer via the video above.