Harvard Kills Mooch: Scaramucci Wrongly Reported Dead in Alumni Directory

He’s dead politically, sure. But not regular dead

On top of everything else, Anthony Scaramucci has been wrongly declared dead in a Harvard Law School alumni directory.

Harvard owned up to the error faster than you can say “Wait, Mooch went to Harvard Law School?”

“Regrettably, there is an error in the Harvard Law School alumni directory in the listing for Anthony Scaramucci,” a spokeswoman told the Washington Post. “We offer our sincere apologies to Mr. Scaramucci.”

Yes, Scaramucci went to Harvard. He graduated in 1989, a year after future president Barack Obama enrolled.

Harvard pledged to fix the error faster than you can say, “Wait, Mooch went to Harvard Law School with Barack Obama?”

It’s been a rough few days for Mooch. Last week, his wife filed for divorce. On Monday, he was fired after just 10 days on the job.

But the haters can’t take his Harvard Law School degree away from him. And the alumni directory can’t take away his life.

To clarify: Mooch is politically dead, at least for the moment. He’s just not dead dead.

The Post said Mooch was too busy to comment on the alumni publication’s error, writing:

Scaramucci did not immediately respond to a call seeking comment, but in fairness, his Monday afternoon had been a tad eventful.

 

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