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‘Jersey Shore': Gary Oldman Performs a Dramatic Reading of Snooki’s Pee Problems (Video)

The Oscar nominee recaps Thursday’s ”Shore“ on ”Jimmy Kimmel Live“

It's impossible to overstate how disturbing it was to hear about Snooki's urinary tract infection on Thursday night's "Jersey Shore." But Oscar nominee Gary Oldman made it sound captivating.

On Thursday's "Jimmy Kimmel Live," Oldman took to a dark stage to recap the "Shore" gang's antics, which included Vinny's return and the group's celebration, Deena getting electrocuted by her hair straightener, and Snooki peeing on herself.

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Check out the clip below to hear Oldman share the definition of a "Shore shower" and say the words "booger" and "weiner":