Move over, “Jingle Bells.”
Jimmy Fallon and the great Martin Short debuted their new holiday classic “The Little Trumper Boys” on Monday’s “Tonight Show.”
The two-minute remix of the “Little Drummer Boy” — complete with Fallon and Short dressed to the nines — features all the usual hits from Trump Land: Fake news, Hillary Clinton, and, of course, a shirtless picture of Vladimir Putin. But you also get a dose of Roy Moore as a mall Santa (yuck), and Trump’s bizarre feud with Time Magazine for good measure.
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Personally, my favorite line: “He wants to build a wall, Trum Trum Trum Trump,” sings Fallon. “To keep out LaVar Ball, Trum Trum Trum Trump,” chimes in Short.
The new holiday theme song for “The Resistance” concludes with a crescendo, including a classic shot of President Trump stretching out for a tennis volley while Fallon and Short sing “Have you seen his Rump? Donald J. Trump.”
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Thanks for the early Christmas gift, fellas.