Jimmy Fallon takes no prisoners when it comes to his infamous “Superlatives” segment on “The Tonight Show.”
Thursday’s victims in the NBA Finals special came from the Cleveland Cavaliers and the Golden State Warriors, who are currently locked in a 2-2 battle for the championship.
As always, Fallon had no mercy as he handed out superlatives for the star players such as Iman Shumpert being voted “Most Likely to Be the Love Child of Kid N Play.”
Shawn Marion, also of the Cavaliers, was voted “Most Likely to Tell His Goatee Barber, ‘Give Me the Ventriloquist Dummy.'” Meanwhile, Andrew Bogut from the Warriors was “Most Likely to Be Watching a Video About How Bologna Is Made.”
Thanks to his big smile and even bigger tattoos, Cleveland’s Mike Miller was voted “Friendliest Guy in Prison.”
Even LeBron James couldn’t escape Fallon’s cheeky humor as he was voted “Most Likely to Be the Only Person Ever to Move From Miami to Cleveland.”
“The Tonight Show With Jimmy Fallon” airs weeknights at 11.35 p.m. on NBC.
Game 5 of the NBA Finals airs at 5 p.m. Sunday on ABC.