You know about “No Shave November,” but have you heard about “Goatee Summer”? Oh, no? Well, then clearly you haven’t seen the new video promoting Jimmy Fallon and Lin-Manuel Miranda’s preferred facial hairstyle for the warmer months: “Two Goats in a Boat.”
Allow us to introduce you to it.
On Friday, the “Tonight Show” host posted a clip to Instagram of himself shaving a “pretty decent” goatee and then “wishing” he had someone to share it with. Enter “Hamilton” creator Miranda.
The two hop in a canoe, rockin’ their sweet goatees and life vests, and proceed to sing a song they created especially for the occasion.
The best way we can describe the track is a musical version of the story “Green Eggs and Ham,” but with Fallon and Miranda rhyming everything they can think of with “goat.”
“We’re just two goats in a boat/Two goats in a boat/Goats down to our throats/Two goats in a boat/Under bridge hitting notes/Two goats in a boat/Trying to think of senior quotes/Two goats in a boat/Listening to Hall & Oats/Two goats in a boat.”
Watch the clip above to see the riveting conclusion of this song, because we don’t feel like spoiling all the sick rhymes for you.
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17 Most Shocking TV Finale Deaths Ranked, From OMG to WTF? (Photos)
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We could tell you who is in this gallery now, but then we’d have to kill you — on-screen
It's spring and you know what that means? It's TV death season! Well, it's the time of year when most shows are airing either their season or series finales -- which is always a prime time to kill off key characters and fan favorites. This plot device to cliffhang fans or tug at their heartstrings has been done to death (literally), which is why to pull off a real shocker you gotta go big. Here are the top TV finale character deaths ranked from the simply, "Oh, my God!" to "What the f--?"