You know about “No Shave November,” but have you heard about “Goatee Summer”? Oh, no? Well, then clearly you haven’t seen the new video promoting Jimmy Fallon and Lin-Manuel Miranda’s preferred facial hairstyle for the warmer months: “Two Goats in a Boat.”
Allow us to introduce you to it.
On Friday, the “Tonight Show” host posted a clip to Instagram of himself shaving a “pretty decent” goatee and then “wishing” he had someone to share it with. Enter “Hamilton” creator Miranda.
The two hop in a canoe, rockin’ their sweet goatees and life vests, and proceed to sing a song they created especially for the occasion.
The best way we can describe the track is a musical version of the story “Green Eggs and Ham,” but with Fallon and Miranda rhyming everything they can think of with “goat.”
“We’re just two goats in a boat/Two goats in a boat/Goats down to our throats/Two goats in a boat/Under bridge hitting notes/Two goats in a boat/Trying to think of senior quotes/Two goats in a boat/Listening to Hall & Oats/Two goats in a boat.”
Watch the clip above to see the riveting conclusion of this song, because we don’t feel like spoiling all the sick rhymes for you.
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