John Oliver dedicated Sunday’s “Last Week Tonight” episode to getting the overdue Equal Rights Amendment (ERA) for women passed.
Yes, you read that right — though we are celebrating the 100th anniversary of women getting the right to vote, there technically is no current guarantee of equality on the basis of sex in the U.S. Constitution. Awesome.
“It’s one of those things that’s so obvious, you assume we already have it,” Oliver said. “It’s like when you see baking soda at the store. You think, ‘I don’t have to buy baking soda. I definitely already have baking soda, it’s a staple.’ And then you get home, and you’re baking a cake, and you reach in the cupboard for baking soda and you realize, ‘F—, women still aren’t guaranteed equal rights under the Constitution.'”
If you’re wondering why we’d even need the ERA in 2019, Oliver’s got that covered.
“A constitutional amendment like the ERA is more stable, because constitutional amendments are safe from Donald Trump,” he said, adding: “unlike Melania’s hopes and dreams.”
“Equality for women should be a basic principle of our society, and if you think it already is, great, all the more reason to write it down,” Oliver added. “And if you think it isn’t, then we badly need the ERA.”
Also in the clip, Oliver demonstrates how to masterfully roast a pig. It has nothing to do with the main topic at hand, but it’s hilarious, so we thought we’d entice any fence-sitters to watch with that tease.
There’s also a solid Kirk Douglas reference that we somewhat spoiled with the headline. Douglas, one of the last remaining stars of film’s so-called “Golden Age,” is 102.
Watch the video above.
12 Tony Awards Surprises and Highlights, From Ali Stroker's Win to Neil Patrick Harris' Cameo (Photos)
James Corden's opening number
Tony-winning host James Corden started the show on the couch -- which happened to be located center stage at Radio City Music Hall. And he followed with a live musical extravaganza, featuring the casts of just about every nominated show and playful teasing of television in favor of live theater.
Bob Mackie wins his first Tony
The three-time Oscar nominee picked up his first Tony Award for designing the bedazzled costumes for "The Cher Show," a bio-musical about his longtime friend. "This is very encouraging for an 80-year-old," he joked on stage.
Jez Butterworth goes off script
The playwright ditched the prepared description of his Best Play nominee, "The Ferryman," to give a shout-out to his wife, nominee Laura Donnelly, who gave birth to their two children during the run of the show in London and New York (and whose family history inspired the Irish-set drama).
André De Shields kicks off the "Hadestown" sweep
The 73-year-old Broadway veteran kicked off a big night for "Hadestown" with a win for Best Featured Actor in a Musical. "Slowly is the fastest way to get to somewhere you want to be," he advised in his speech. (The musical retelling of the myth of Orpheus and Eurydice went on to win eight awards, including Best Musical.)
Taylor Mac makes an entrance
"Hello, queens! I wrote a play," Mac said before introducing his own Best Play nominee "Gary: A Sequel to Titus Andronicus."
"Beetlejuice" mixes it up with Tony-centric lyrics
Not content to perform the opening number as written, Best Actor nominee Alex Brightman instead performed Tony-specific lyrics like "I want money, I want art, I want Glenda Jackson's part" and calling out a fellow nominee: "Hey, Adam Driver, you killed Han Solo -- not cool, bro."
Rachel Chavkin says it's #TimesUp for Broadway
Accepting the Tony for directing "Hadestown," Rachel Chavkin called on Broadway to do better about employing women and artists of color. “There are so many women who are ready to go. There are so many artists of color who are ready to go. And we need to see that racial diversity and gender diversity reflected in our critical establishment, too,” she said in her speech. “This is not a pipeline issue. It is a failure of imagination by a field whose job is to imagine the way the world could be.”
"Oklahoma!" star Ali Stroker wheels into history
Just minutes after performing her flirty song "I Cain't Say No" from "Oklahoma!" "Glee" alum Ali Stroker became the first actor in a wheelchair to win a Tony. “This award is for every kid who has a disability, a limitation or a challenge who has been waiting to see themselves represented in this arena,” she said.
Neil Patrick Harris makes a surprise cameo
Though the new hit musical "Be More Chill" got snubbed in the nominations, James Corden returned to perform a parody of the show's anxiety-laden tune "Michael in the Bathroom," joined by last year's hosts, Sara Bareilles and Josh Groban -- and a surprise coda with a mustachioed and not-at-all-insecure Neil Patrick Harris.
The Audra McDonald vs. Laura Linney smackdown
In an attempt to goose ratings, James Corden invited stage stars to air beefs -- and these two actresses obliged with a backstage feud that I'd pay good money to see. (Bonus: Audra McDonald took off her earrings as she charged at Linney for supposedly flipping her off.)
Bryan Cranston surprises
"Finally, a straight old white man gets a break," Bryan Cranston joked as he accepted his second Tony as a Best Actor in a Play for "Network." (He previously won for playing LBJ in "All the Way.") He finished on a more serious note: "The media is not the enemy of the people. Demagoguery is the enemy of the people."
Jeff Daniels snubbed
Just hours after delivering a comic bit during Corden's opening monologue in which he scowled on learning he lost the Tony, the heavily favored "To Kill a Mockingbird" star had a more stoic reaction when "Network" star Cranston surprised in his category.
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The 2019 ceremony, hosted by James Corden, offered plenty of drama
