Maybe President Trump should consider banning infants from leaving the maternity ward.
In a seeming response to Trump’s much-maligned travel order, Kim Kardashian hit up Twitter to post a list of statistics seeming to show the real dangers that face Americans.
In a post published Saturday night and accompanied by the message “Statistics,” Kardashian offered a graphic detailing the number of Americans killed annually by various things.
“Islamic jihadist immigrants” made the list with an annual death toll of 2 (on a 10-year average). And, as Kardashian wrote, “All Islamic jihadist terrorists (including US citizens” also charted with 9 deaths per year. But there are, according to her tweet, far more dangerous menaces facing U.S. citizens.
Such as “Armed toddlers,” which according to Kardashian’s chart are responsible for 21 American deaths per year.
But heat-packing tots aren’t the only grave threat facing America; “Lightning” also accounts for an impressive 31 annual deaths in America, while “Lawnmowers” apparently rack up 69 fatalities per year in the Land of the Free.
If those armed toddlers ever learn to operate lawnmowers and harness lightning — perhaps to operate lightning-powered lawnmowers — we’re in real trouble, people.
See Professor Kardashian break it all down in the chart below.
Statistics pic.twitter.com/aSpyFuabct
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) January 29, 2017