‘Late Night’s’ Grown Up Annie Reveals Sex Tape, Coke Habit, and Daddy Warbucks Daddy Issues (Video)

Seth Meyers debuts hilarious character from the depths of his writers’ room

Last Updated: August 4, 2014 @ 10:15 AM

Seth Meyers sparred with what would have made a perfect “SNL: Weekend Update” character on new show “Late Night” Wednesday: Grown up Annie.

The famous redhead orphan child from Broadway and film didn’t exactly stay so sweet when she entered adulthood.

For example: Grown up Annie “accidentally” released a sex tape, writer/actress Michelle Wolf told Seth. “It’s called ‘Hard Knock Life,’ except instead of ‘Knock,’ it’s a word that sounds like ‘Knock,’ except means ‘penis.'”

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And the party girl has completely forgotten where she’s come from: “Turns out other orphans aren’t super-psyched about the girl who inherits millions and gets to live in a mansion,” Grown up Annie said. “It’s like if they had only rescued one of those Chilean miners, I don’t think the others would have been like, ‘Yay we’re so happy to live in this cave!'”

After revealing sexual trysts with Pierce Brosnon, Tom Selleck and Nick Nolte, Annie admitted: “I have daddy issues Seth. I was adopted by someone whose first name was Daddy.”

The segment concluded with the “Late Night” writer belting out a classic song with more than just a vague reference to her love of cocaine.

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