“Late Night With Seth Meyers” hired a new writer on Wednesday: Lena Dunham‘s “Girls” character Hannah Horvath.
“I know I’m new and you probably see me as a threat to your fragile writers room ecosystem, but not to worry — I’m easy-going and I’m not at all judgmental, so bring on the dick jokes,” Hannah opened.
Her introduction got way dirtier from there — and more insulting.
“I’m just excited to be here and get this show out of its incredible funk,” she told her new boss.
Hannah’s first pitch was a segment called “Would You Masturbate to This?” There would be several more masturbation mentions afterward, and — once again — it got way dirtier from there.
Horvath then snapped at the men in the room and even sprinkled in a little anti-Semitic bagel humor, before pausing to video-chat with Allison Williams‘ Marnie — all still during the first few minutes of her initial staff meeting.
The constantly employed/unemployed HBO character’s final pitch saw Seth playing a 24-year-old girl in Brooklyn who gets choked out by Fred Armisen during sex.
Hannah promptly quit after that one wasn’t well received either.