Lin-Manuel Miranda and Jimmy Fallon Turn 2018’s Pop Hits Into Holiday Songs (Video)

“Mall Santa, ho ho ho” is the new “Havana, ooh na na”

Last Updated: December 18, 2018 @ 7:25 AM

“Hamilton” creator and star Lin-Manuel Miranda joined Jimmy Fallon on Monday’s “Tonight Show” to turn 2018’s biggest pop hits into your new holiday classics.

The two parodied Camila Cabello, Maroon 5, Migos, Ariana Grande, Post Malone and more. Oh, and we suppose The Roots pitched in.

Watch the video above.

Below are all of the songs, time stamps and lyrics. Yeah, we copied that right off the very informative YouTube post.

HAVANA – Camila Cabello (0:50)
JIMMY & LIN
Mall Santa, ho ho ho
His breath is reeking like Jack Daniels ho ho ho
Holding a beer and a Mylanta, ho ho ho

LIN
Oh there’s a line to see Mall Santa

JIMMY
He’s passed out in Panera

JIMMY & LIN
Mall Santa, oh hell no

GIRLS LIKE YOU – Maroon 5 (1:19)
JIMMY
Too much food
Scarfed down a full turkey
And a whole fruitcake, too
Feels like I’m gonna spew

LIN
I ate too much food
A box of chocolates too
And now my stomach’s screwed
Feels like I might die soon, yeah yeah

STIR FRY – Migos (1:33)
LIN
In the kitchen, sip sippin up the egg nog (sip it)
In the kitchen, sip sippin up the egg nog (sip it)
In the kitchen, sip sippin up the egg nog (sip it)
In the kitchen, sip sippin up the egg nog (sip it)

IN MY BLOOD – Shawn Mendes (1:46)
JIMMY
This year I got a gift card to Dunkin’
It said that it had twenty bucks but it had three

JIMMY & LIN
My Secret Santa sucks! My Secret Santa sucks!
My Secret Santa sucks! My Secret Santa sucks!

BETTER NOW – Post Malone (2:17)
LIN
My grandma gave me a new sweater now, sweater now

JIMMY
It is a turtleneck that’s green and brown, green and brown

LIN
Looks like she got it from the lost and found, lost and found

JIMMY
Coulda got me anything, but she got me this here thing

THE MIDDLE – Zedd, Maren Morris, Grey (2:33)
JIMMY & LIN
Baby, why don’t you just help me spin my dreidel?
The menorah is lit on the table
So why don’t you just help me spin my dreidel? Spin my dreidel

NO TEARS LEFT TO CRY – Ariana Grande (2:50)
JIMMY
Right now I’m getting drunk on wine
I’m Christmas shopping on Amazon
Oh, what the hell did I buy?
So, I’m sobering up, I’m sobering up
Returning the stuff cuz I’m sobering up

PERFECT – Ed Sheeran (3:04)
LIN
Baby, I — got your Christmas card, your family Christmas card
With updates from your year, the letter is 20 pages long
When you said your kid learned chess, why did you think I’d give a shit?
Just put it, on your Facebook – it’s T.M.I.

MEANT TO BE – Bebe Rexha (3:42)
JIMMY
Baby, lay on back and relax, there’s a little elf hidin’ in the back

LIN
Pay attention to how you act, Elf on the Shelf is watching that

JIMMY & LIN
He’s watching me, he’s watching me, he’s watching me, that little elf is watching me
He’s watching me, he’s watching me, he’s watching me, that little elf is watching me

I LIKE IT – Cardi B (4:09)
LIN
Now I like giving, I like shopping
I like stuffing all my stockings

JIMMY
I like singing Christmas carols
Where’s the door? Bitch I’m knocking

LIN
I like chestnuts, I like chimneys, Christmas chillin’ with my squad

JIMMY
So to all a Happy Holidays

JIMMY & LIN
Feliz Navidad!
Gingerbread and candy canes (I said I like it like that)
Jack Frost on the windowpane (I said I like it like that)
Puttin’ presents by the tree (I said I like it like that)
Can’t believe it’s Christmas Day (I said I like it like that)

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