Lin-Manuel Miranda and Jimmy Fallon Turn 2018’s Pop Hits Into Holiday Songs (Video)
“Mall Santa, ho ho ho” is the new “Havana, ooh na na”
Tony Maglio | December 18, 2018 @ 7:17 AM
Last Updated: December 18, 2018 @ 7:25 AM
“Hamilton” creator and star Lin-Manuel Miranda joined Jimmy Fallon on Monday’s “Tonight Show” to turn 2018’s biggest pop hits into your new holiday classics.
The two parodied Camila Cabello, Maroon 5, Migos, Ariana Grande, Post Malone and more. Oh, and we suppose The Roots pitched in.
Watch the video above.
Below are all of the songs, time stamps and lyrics. Yeah, we copied that right off the very informative YouTube post.
HAVANA – Camila Cabello (0:50)
JIMMY & LIN
Mall Santa, ho ho ho
His breath is reeking like Jack Daniels ho ho ho
Holding a beer and a Mylanta, ho ho ho
LIN
Oh there’s a line to see Mall Santa
JIMMY
He’s passed out in Panera
JIMMY & LIN
Mall Santa, oh hell no
GIRLS LIKE YOU – Maroon 5 (1:19)
JIMMY
Too much food
Scarfed down a full turkey
And a whole fruitcake, too
Feels like I’m gonna spew
LIN
I ate too much food
A box of chocolates too
And now my stomach’s screwed
Feels like I might die soon, yeah yeah
STIR FRY – Migos (1:33)
LIN
In the kitchen, sip sippin up the egg nog (sip it)
In the kitchen, sip sippin up the egg nog (sip it)
In the kitchen, sip sippin up the egg nog (sip it)
In the kitchen, sip sippin up the egg nog (sip it)
IN MY BLOOD – Shawn Mendes (1:46)
JIMMY
This year I got a gift card to Dunkin’
It said that it had twenty bucks but it had three
JIMMY & LIN
My Secret Santa sucks! My Secret Santa sucks!
My Secret Santa sucks! My Secret Santa sucks!
BETTER NOW – Post Malone (2:17)
LIN
My grandma gave me a new sweater now, sweater now
JIMMY
It is a turtleneck that’s green and brown, green and brown
LIN
Looks like she got it from the lost and found, lost and found
JIMMY
Coulda got me anything, but she got me this here thing
THE MIDDLE – Zedd, Maren Morris, Grey (2:33)
JIMMY & LIN
Baby, why don’t you just help me spin my dreidel?
The menorah is lit on the table
So why don’t you just help me spin my dreidel? Spin my dreidel
NO TEARS LEFT TO CRY – Ariana Grande (2:50)
JIMMY
Right now I’m getting drunk on wine
I’m Christmas shopping on Amazon
Oh, what the hell did I buy?
So, I’m sobering up, I’m sobering up
Returning the stuff cuz I’m sobering up
PERFECT – Ed Sheeran (3:04)
LIN
Baby, I — got your Christmas card, your family Christmas card
With updates from your year, the letter is 20 pages long
When you said your kid learned chess, why did you think I’d give a shit?
Just put it, on your Facebook – it’s T.M.I.
MEANT TO BE – Bebe Rexha (3:42)
JIMMY
Baby, lay on back and relax, there’s a little elf hidin’ in the back
LIN
Pay attention to how you act, Elf on the Shelf is watching that
JIMMY & LIN
He’s watching me, he’s watching me, he’s watching me, that little elf is watching me
He’s watching me, he’s watching me, he’s watching me, that little elf is watching me
I LIKE IT – Cardi B (4:09)
LIN
Now I like giving, I like shopping
I like stuffing all my stockings
JIMMY
I like singing Christmas carols
Where’s the door? Bitch I’m knocking
LIN
I like chestnuts, I like chimneys, Christmas chillin’ with my squad
JIMMY
So to all a Happy Holidays
JIMMY & LIN
Feliz Navidad!
Gingerbread and candy canes (I said I like it like that)
Jack Frost on the windowpane (I said I like it like that)
Puttin’ presents by the tree (I said I like it like that)
Can’t believe it’s Christmas Day (I said I like it like that)
Here's Every TV Show We Lost in 2018, From 'I Love Dick' to 'Timeless' (Photos)
This year, there were nearly 500 scripted television shows on the air, both returning series and new debuts. And while that marks an increase from last year, 2018 also saw its fair share of casualties, with dozens of shows getting axed or coming to a predetermined end. Here are 90 shows that won't see the light of 2019.
"Ten Days in the Valley" (ABC) Final episode Jan. 6
"Chance" (Hulu) Canceled Jan. 9
"Disjointed" (Netflix) Final episode Jan. 12
"Lady Dynamite" (Netflix) Canceled Jan. 13
"The Shannara Chronicles" (MTV) Canceled Jan. 16
"One Mississippi" (Amazon) Canceled Jan. 17
"I Love Dick" (Amazon) Canceled Jan. 17
"Jean-Claude Van Johnson" (Amazon) Canceled Jan. 17
"Damnation" (USA) Final episode Jan. 18
"The Mayor" (ABC) Final episode Jan. 25
"Great News" (NBC) Final episode Jan. 25
"The Brave" (NBC) Final episode Jan. 29
"Valor" (CW) Final episode Jan. 29
"Dice" (Showtime) Canceled Jan. 30
"Shut Eye" (Hulu) Canceled Jan. 30
"9JKL" (CBS) Final episode Feb. 5
"The Librarians" (TNT) Final episode Feb. 7
"Everything Sucks!" (Netflix) Final episode Feb. 16
"Mozart in the Jungle" (Amazon) Final episode Feb. 16
"Seven Seconds" (Netflix) Final episode Feb. 23
"Kevin (Probably) Saves the World" (ABC) Final episode March 6
"Falling Water" (USA) Final episode March 10
"Beyond" (Freeform) Final episode March 22
"The Path" (Hulu) Final episode March 28
"The Mick" (Fox) Final episode April 3
"The Quad" (BET) Final episode April 3
"Hap and Leonard" (Sudance TV) Final episode April 11
"Here and Now" (HBO) Final episode April 15
"Scorpion" (CBS) Final episode April 16
"Scandal" (ABC) Final episode April 18
"The Rundown With Robin Thede" (BET) Final episode April 19
"LA to Vegas" (Fox) Final episode May 1
"The Last Man on Earth" (Fox) Final episode May 6
"Kevin Can Wait" (CBS) Final episode May 7
"The Exorcist" (Fox) Canceled May 11
"The Arrangement" (E!) Final episode May 13
"The Royals" (E!) Final episode May 13
"Superior Donuts" (CBS) Final episode May 14
"Rise" (NBC) Final episode May 15
"Alex, Inc." (ABC) Final episode May 16
"Once Upon a Time" (ABC) Final episode May 18
"Roseanne" (ABC) Final episode May 22
"The Middle" (ABC) Final episode May 22
"Harry" (NBC) Final episode May 23
"Champions" (NBC) Final episode May 25
"Deception" (ABC) Final episode May 27
"The Americans" (FX) Final episode May 30
"Famous in Love" (Freeform) Final episode May 30
"Nobodies" (TV Land) Final episode May 31
"Shadowhunters" (Freeform) Canceled June 4
"The Fosters" (Freeform) Final episode June 6
"Imposters" (Bravo) Final episode June 7
"Sense8" (Netflix) Final episode June 8
"The Crossing" (ABC) Final episode June 9
"Life Sentence" (CW) Final episode June 15
"Luke Cage" (Netflix) Final episode June 22
"The Chew" (ABC) Final episode June 28
"Taken" (NBC) Final episode June 30
"12 Monkeys" (Syfy) Final episode July 6
"I'm Dying Up Here" (Showtime) Final episode July 8
"UnREAL" (Hulu) Final episode July 16
"Code Black" (CBS) Final episode July 18
"Ghosted" (Fox) Final episode July 22
"Stuck in the Middle" (Disney) Final episode July 23
"Colony" (USA) Final episode July 25
"Young & Hungry" (Freeform) Final episode July 25
"Dietland" (AMC) Final episode July 30
"Six" (History) Final episode Aug. 1
"Quantico" (ABC) Final episode Aug. 3
"Reverie" (NBC) Final episode Aug. 8
"Detroiters" (Comedy Central) Final episode Aug. 16
"Shades of Blue" (NBC) Final episode Aug. 19
"American Woman" (Paramount Network) Final episode Aug. 23
"Hit the Floor" (BET) Final episode Aug. 28
"Alone Together" (Freeform) Final episode Aug. 29
"Iron Fist" (Netflix) Final episode Sept. 7
"Take Two" (ABC) Final episode Sept. 13
"Shooter" (USA) Final episode Sept. 13
"American Vandal" (Netflix) Final episode Sept. 14
"Salvation" (CBS) Final episode Sept. 17
"The Good Cop" (Netflix) Final episode Sept. 21
"Outcast" (Cinemax) Canceled Oct. 2
"Animals" (HBO) Final episode Oct. 5
"Daredevil" (Netflix) Final episode Oct. 19
"Megyn Kelly Today" (NBC) Final episode Oct. 24
"House of Cards" (Netflix) Final episode Nov. 2
"Good Behavior" (TNT) Canceled Nov. 6
"The Last Ship" (TNT) Final episode Nov. 11
"Teachers" (TV Land) Canceled Nov. 20
"Timeless" (NBC) Finale episode Dec. 20
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R.I.P.
This year, there were nearly 500 scripted television shows on the air, both returning series and new debuts. And while that marks an increase from last year, 2018 also saw its fair share of casualties, with dozens of shows getting axed or coming to a predetermined end. Here are 90 shows that won't see the light of 2019.
