Lindsay Lohan Offers Legal Help to Trump

Actress reaches out to president because she “heard you need a lawyer”

Don’t worry, Donald Trump; Lindsay Lohan is here to help you out.

Following reports that President Trump is having difficulty finding adequate legal representation for the Russia investigation, the recently minted Lawyer.com spokeswoman reached out to the president via social media.

“Hey, @realDonaldTrump heard you need a lawyer… at http://Lawyer.com we are always here for everyone ;),” Lohan tweeted Wednesday.

Lohan, whose own scrapes with the law are a matter of numerous headlines, made her debut for the lawyer and law firm directory earlier this year.

In a video regarding her Lawyer.com partnership, Lohan acknowledged her checkered past.

“When Lawyer.com first reached out to me, I was confused and a little scared, because I thought I was in trouble,” Lohan said in the video. “But when they asked me to be their spokesperson, I was intrigued.”

She added, “Lawyer.com is just about helping people, from getting a DUI. Let’s not pretend I didn’t get one… or two, or three, or some others.”

Trump has denied having difficulty lining up legal representation, tweeting in late March that reports stating such were — what else? — “Fake News.”

“Many lawyers and top law firms want to represent me in the Russia case…don’t believe the Fake News narrative that it is hard to find a lawyer who wants to take this on,” Trump wrote. “Fame & fortune will NEVER be turned down by a lawyer, though some are conflicted.”

Still, it was a nice gesture from Lohan, especially given Trump’s previous statements about her.

In October 2016, shortly before the presidential election, CNN dug up audio from a 2004 interview that Trump did with shock jock Howard Stern, in which conversation turned to Lohan, who was in her teens at the time. (Trump was considerably older.)

“What do you think of Lindsay Lohan?” Trump asked Stern. “There’s something there, right? But you have to like freckles. I’ve seen a close-up of her chest. And a lot of freckles. Are you into freckles?”

Somehow it got more cringe-worthy from there.

“Yeah, you’re right,” Trump said in response to a comment Stern made about Lohan. “She’s probably deeply troubled, and therefore great in bed. How come the deeply troubled women, deeply, deeply troubled, they’re always the best in bed?” Trump put forth.