Kevin McCallister is back and angrier than ever.
Macaulay Culkin, who’s been more into making music about pizza than acting lately, has reprised his “Home Alone” role in a new web series called “:DRYVRS,” and he’s no longer the cute kid fans remember.
Looks aside, the grown-up Kevin appears to be psychologically damaged from being left behind by his family not once, but twice (well, three times if you count 2002’s straight-to-DVD sequel “Taking Back the House,” which we don’t).
“I had to fend off my house from two psychopath home invaders. I was just a kid,” a disturbed Kevin — now a driver for an Uber-esque ride sharing service — tells his passenger. “I mean, I still have nightmares about this bald weirdo dude chasing me around.”
But as it turns out, those nightmares come in handy when Kevin has to use some of his old tricks to get out of a dangerous situation.
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals. Watch the video above.