Parents, do NOT send your kids off on the “Magic School Bus” ever again. On Wednesday’s “Late Show with Stephen Colbert,” Ms. Frizzle and her cartoon class entered Donald Trump’s body to disprove his doctor’s “excellent” health claims.
“The President’s overall health is excellent,” White House physician Dr. Ronny Jackson told members of the media on Tuesday.
Not so fast, said the day-later CBS cold open.
This “Magic School Bus” entered through Trump’s mouth and followed the trail of Cheetos on their way to exploring his “cavernous” and “scary” head.
“Where are his brains?” one of the kids asked.
“Nobody knows,” Ms. Frizzle responded.
The class was then attacked by Trump’s white blood cells, which of course were wearing even-whiter, pointy hoods. The kids then came across his “enormous and “angry” prostate (pictured above).
Finally, it was time to leave — but there was only one way out: “Remember the word Trump used to describe Haiti?” Ms. Frizzle asked.
Yeah, they left through Trump’s shithole — watch the video above.