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‘MasterChef Senior': Ruth Can’t Hear, Eleanor Is Boring and Clarence May Be Dead (Video)

It’s pretty much the worst Gordon Ramsay reality show yet

Is “MasterChef Junior” a little too spry for your sensibilities? Then has Fox got the reality cooking show for you! (Well technically, CBS, since “MasterChef Senior” isn’t real.)

On Thursday, Gordon Ramsay and James Corden teamed up for the newest (faux) installment in the “MasterChef” franchise, and “The Late Late Show’s” old-person version predictably moves at a turtle-like pace.

It also values hard candy over actual cooked dishes, which all come with way too long a story. We’re looking at you, Eleanor — NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR FRIEND MARY.

Making the on-camera communication even worse, Agatha and Ruth both can’t hear a thing. Oh, and Clarence might be dead. Might want to check on that.

Watch the video above.