Super Bowl MVP Tom Brady didn’t bother with Disney World this time around — the New England Patriots quarterback instead chose Disney’s late-night broadcast show. Or at least, a fake version of No. 12 did.
Matt Damon crashed ABC’s “Jimmy Kimmel Live” — a show he is effectively banned from — the night after Super Bowl LI. The actor managed to sneak past security posing as the five-time NFL champion.
“I’m mostly happy to be here, on the show,” Damon-as-Brady told his host last night. “I’m on the show!”
“This is happening,” he continued, to the audience’s delight. “I’m on the Jimmy Kimmel Show right now.”
That’s when a suspicious Kimmel ripped the man’s Pats helmet off. The “Man Show” alum was temporarily crushed by what he saw underneath.
“I did it!” Damon rubbed the moment in. “If I’m not on the show right now, where am I? Touchdown!”
“You’re not on the couch and the couch isn’t even out here,” Kimmel scrambled. “So, unless you’re on the couch, you’re not a guest on the show.”
“That’s not the rule, that’s wrong,” Damon declared, before being escorted off stage by security.
“Your balls are flat!” Kimmel yelled after him, landing the last word.
Watch the video above.