Some heroes — er, YouTube users — put together a near-four-minute supercut of McConaughey just making weird noises in movies. Several of these grunts and groans were probably supposed to be actual dialogue, though that’s not exactly how the sounds came out.
Beyond the big screen, there is plenty of “True Detective” included here as well. But if the video feels fairly “Magic Mike,” “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days” and “Wolf of Wall Street” heavy, well, that’s because it is.
Watch the video above. And there’s no need to thank us — thank the Internet.