Miami Dolphins offensive line coach Chris Foerster has resigned, after a video posted online late on Sunday night appeared to show him snorting lines of cocaine before heading to a team meeting. Hey, it is Miami.
The video was first shared by Las Vegas model Kijuana Nige on her Facebook page, where her bio lists her as a “professional tease.” Sounds classy. Foerster refers to “babe” several times in the video, while commenting on how “crazy” it is to be doing drugs before his meeting. He adds at the end, “I wish I was licking this off your p—y.”
This is the video supposedly of Dolphins offensive line coach Chris Foerster snorting coke before a meeting pic.twitter.com/L7ZsdZMH7U
— Ollie Connolly (@OllieConnolly) October 9, 2017
On Monday morning, Foerster resigned from the team.
“I am resigning from my position with the Miami Dolphins and accept full responsibility for my actions,” said the coach in a statement. “I want to apologize to the organization and my sole focus is on getting the help that I need with the support of my family and medical professionals.”
Twitter, as you can imagine, didn’t pass on an opportunity to kick a man while he’s down. Several accounts blasted Foerester, including one that threw in a Stephen A. Smith line about Lamar Odom being “on crack.”
The dolphins hired an offensive line coach pic.twitter.com/E3PATEWkGf
— Spooky Hendrix (@GoHeadBlockMe) October 9, 2017
Some went with the more classic Charlie on “Always Sunny in Philadelphia” comparison.
Dolphins OL meetings pic.twitter.com/JkbYE9PEo0
— MAPLE RICKKKKKK ???????? (@cch1125) October 9, 2017
While others went with George Costanza’s vintage “was that wrong?” defense from “Seinfeld.”
— Grumpy 4 for 4 Guy (@fan_grumpy) October 9, 2017
SB Nation writer Kelly Cohen said the video is still the “least disappointing thing” about the middling 2-2 Dolphins so far.
this miami cocaine video is honestly the least disappointing thing of the dolphins season so far
— kelly cohen (@politiCOHEN_) October 9, 2017
Former Dolphin and current Ravens wide receiver Mike Wallace couldn’t hold back, tweeting “Dolphins coach living a rock star life huh.”
Dolphins coach living a rock star life huh.
— Mike Wallace (@Wallace17_daKid) October 9, 2017
“Kissing Suzy Kolber” site founder Mike Tunison said the “Dolphins can’t risk offending cocaine by firing this coach.”
The Dolphins can't risk offending cocaine fans by firing this coach.
— Mike Tunison (@xmasape) October 9, 2017
Others pointed to the inevitable drudgery of coaching on a team with Jay Cutler at Quarterback as the push behind Foerester’s actions.
Dolphins OL coach Chris Forester on the cocaine video: “You try coaching on a team with Jay Cutler and see how many drugs you end up doing.”
— NOTSportsCenter (@NOTSportsCenter) October 9, 2017
Nige took the video down from her page, but shared some thoughts afterwards. “Those are his habits and he recorded himself and sent it to me professing his love,” said Nige on Facebook.