Michelle Wolf: Ivanka Trump Is Like Herpes, She ‘Always Shows Up When We’re About to Get F—ed’ (Video)

Comedian dedicates a segment about “civility” in politics to ripping on the president’s daughter with increasingly elaborate insults

Last Updated: July 2, 2018 @ 6:41 AM

Comedian Michelle Wolf mocked the calls for civility in politics on the latest episode of her Netflix show “The Break” by insulting members of the Trump administration and focusing her biting humor on first daughter Ivanka Trump.

Although Wolf agreed with Rep. Maxine Waters (D-Mo.) that people should publicly confront members of the government that they disagree with, she suggested protesters step up their game.

She referenced an incident last month in which comedian Samantha Bee called Ivanka Trump a “feckless c–t” on her TBS show “Full Frontal” that triggered a wave of backlash.

“You can’t just casually harass these people; you have to insult them specifically,” Wolf joked in a clip first posted exclusively by TheWrap. “C–t doesn’t hurt them — it’s on their vision board. You have to make sure your words are life-alteringly hurtful.”

She gave examples of powerful ways to insult members of the Trump administration, but her primary target was Ivanka, who she repeatedly returned to with tougher and tougher put-downs.

“If you see Ivanka on the street, first, call her Tiffany,” Wolf said. “This will devastate her. Then talk to her in terms she’ll understand. Say, ‘Ivanka, you’re like vaginal mesh. You were supposed to support women, but now you have blood all over you and you’re the center of a thousand lawsuits.’ “

Wolf went on to insult Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell and EPA administrator Scott Pruitt, but kept interrupting herself with new digs at Ivanka Trump.

“Oh wait, real quick, I thought of another one for Ivanka,” Wolf said after bringing up Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas. ” ‘Ivanka, you’re like that birth control pill Yaz. At first it seemed like it’d be really cool and helpful, but you need to be immediately recalled.’ “

Although Wolf targeted other well-known Republican leaders, she kept going back to Ivanka.

If you happen to cross paths with Ivanka on the street, Wolf suggested how to approach her:

“Say, ‘Hey girl, do your legs hurt? Because you’ve been running afoul of government ethics all year.’ And that will satisfy you more than it will hurt her, so follow it up with something like, ‘Is your nickname herpes? Because you’re not necessarily the most dangerous person in the administration, but you’re very unpleasant, totally incurable, and you always show up when we’re about to get f—ed.’ “

Wolf couldn’t let the segment end without a final jab for Ivanka.

“This has been Mind Your Manners,” Wolf said. “Remember, discourse is the path to change, and Ivanka is the prettiest tumor in a swiftly moving cancer.”

Watch the video above.