As if finding out your brother-in-law was a meth dealing kingpin wasn't bad enough, Hank and Marie Schrader were forced to watch Miley Cyrus give Alan Thicke's son a lap dance.
Like the Parents Television Council and much of Fox News' staff, the "Breaking Bad" couple were shocked – just shocked! – and disgusted by the "Hannah Montana" star's sexually suggestive MTV VMAs' performance. It was a calculated display of provocation that found Cyrus dancing in a skin-colored bathing suit and shaking her moneymaker with some dancing bears.
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A humorous YouTube viral video puts a fresh spin on the cable news-fueled outrage by having the Schrader's react with horror, their jaws dropping in mutual disdain as they watch Cyrus bounce around on stage.
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They'll never be able to listen to "Blurred Lines" the same way again.
Watch the video: