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Nancy Grace Provides ‘DWTS’ Season’s First Nip-Slip … Because God Hates Us All (Video)

Professional media scold fleshes out her performance on ABC's reality series

And some "Dancing With the Stars" viewers thought the inclusion of Chaz Bono would lead to the show's moral decline

Instead, professional media scold Nancy Grace delivered the first wardrobe malfunction of the new season of "Dancing With the Stars" on Monday night, inadvertently letting one of her beacons of justice slip from her low-cut dress following her performance.

Also read: ABC Attacked by "DWTS" Fans Over Chaz Bono Casting

"On the European version, that would be perfectly fine,” 'DWTS' host Tom Bergeron noted, in an attempt to comfort Grace, after the performance.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is exactly what's wrong with Europe.

Next up, on the HLN Channel: Expect Nancy Grace to cluck and complain about the appearance of her own nipple on "Dancing With the Stars," with 130 percent of the US-RDA of daily outrage…

ABC told TheWrap that comment on the wardrobe malfunction is forthcoming — they're probably still recovering from the dry heaves.

Watch Grace's unsuccessful bout with wardrobe physics in the video below.

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