The Onion on Ted Kennedy: Too Soon I love The Onion. And I’m all for timely satire. But this is just a tad too soon. Dylan Stableford | August 27, 2009 @ 6:35 AM Last Updated: August 27, 2009 @ 6:46 AM I love The Onion. And I’m all for timely satire. But this is just a tad too soon. Show Comments