'Planet Earth' Parody Attributes 'Toxic Masculinity' to a Lizard Named Kyle (Video)

Animals, they’re just like us.

Well, at least in this “Planet Earth” parody from College Humor.

In the video, a David Attenborough sound-alike teaches us about sloths, lizards, zebras and other exotic creatures. We’re introduced to Mark, a lizard the size of a pencil with a self-esteem issue.

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“Another lizard, Kyle, is also on this tree today, and he just oozes toxic masculinity,” our British-accented host says. “These two, they have a whole thing. Kyle’s always saying mean stuff like, ‘Hey, Mark, you’re lucky I don’t have a piece of paper, you stupid, tiny, pencil.'”

It’s OK, though, because although Kyle immediately resorts to violence, Mark realizes it’s not him who has the problem, but Kyle.

Later in the video, we meet a zebra leader who, well, needs to work on his leadership skills after a disappointing watering hole incident.

Also Read: Lizard Impossibly Outrunning Army of Snakes Will Make You Forget Homewrecker Penguin (Video)

See, animals are just like us!

Watch the full clip above.

Summer TV Premiere Dates: Every New and Returning Show (Photos)

Find out when the most hotly anticipated new shows and your old favorites return this summer. We'll keep updating this gallery as more shows are announced.
"I'm Dying Up Here" (Showtime) Sunday, May 6 at 10 p.m.

Showtime
"Sweetbitter" (Starz) Sunday, May 6 at 8:30 p.m.

Starz
"Vida" (Starz) Sunday, May 6 at 8 p.m.

Starz
"Safe" (Netflix) Thursday, May 10

Netflix
"All Night" (Hulu) Friday, May 11

Hulu
"Patrick Melrose" (Showtime) Saturday, May 12 at 9 p.m.

Showtime
"Little Women" (PBS) Sunday, May 13 at 8 p.m.

PBS
"13 Reasons Why" (Netflix) Friday, May 18

Netflix
"Fauda" (Netflix) Thursday, May 24
Netflix
"Picnic at Hanging Rock" (Amazon) Friday, May 25
Amazon
"The Bachelorette" (ABC) Monday, May 28 at 8 p.m.
ABC
"Six" (History) Monday, May 28 at 10 p.m.
History
"100 Code" (WGN America) Tuesday, May 19 at 10 p.m.
WGN America
"America's Got Talent" (NBC) Tuesday, May 29 at 8 p.m.
NBC
"Animal Kingdom" (TNT) Tuesday, May 29 at 9 p.m.
TNT
"Beat Shazam" (Fox) Tuesday, May 29 at 8 p.m.
Fox
"Love Connection" (Fox) Tuesday, May 29 at 9 p.m.
Fox
"Queen Sugar" (OWN) Tuesday, May 29 at 10 p.m.
OWN
"World of Dance" (NBC) Tuesday, May 29 at 10 p.m.
NBC
"American Ninja Warrior" (NBC) Wednesday, May 30 at 8 p.m.
NBC
"MasterChef" (Fox) Wednesday, May 30 at 10 p.m.

Fox
"Reverie" (NBC) Wednesday, May 30 at 10 p.m.

NBC
"Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt" (Netflix) Wednesday, May 30

Netflix
"Pose" (FX) Sunday, June 3 at 9 p.m.

FX
"Succession" (HBO) Sunday, June 3 at 10 p.m.

HBO
"Dietland" (AMC) Monday, June 4 at 9 p.m.

AMC
"So You Think You Can Dance" (Fox) Monday, June 4 at 8 p.m.

Fox
"Whose Line Is It Anyway?" (CW) Monday, June 4 at 9 p.m.

CW
"Humans" (AMC) Tuesday, June 5 at 10 p.m.
AMC
"Teachers" (TV Land) Tuesday, June 5 at 10:30 p.m.
TV Land
"Younger" (TV Land) Tuesday, June 5 at 10 p.m.

TV Land
"Condor" (Audience) Wednesday, June 6 at 10 p.m.

Audience Network
"American Woman" (Paramount) Thursday, June 7 at 10 p.m.

Paramount Network
"The Four" (Fox) Thursday, June 7 at 8 p.m.

Fox
"Marvel's Cloak & Dagger" (Freeform) Thursday, June 7 at 8 p.m.

Freeform
"Nashville" (CMT) Thursday, June 7 at 9 p.m.

CMT
"Big Hero 6: The Series" (Disney) Saturday, June 9 at 9 a.m.

Disney
"The $100,000 Pyramid" (ABC) Sunday, June 10 at 9 p.m.

ABC
"Celebrity Family Feud" (ABC) Sunday, June 10 at 8 p.m.
ABC
"Claws" (TNT) Sunday, June 10 at 9 p.m.
TNT
"To Tell the Truth" (ABC) Sunday, June 10 at 10 p.m.

ABC
"The Bold Type" (Freeform) Tuesday, June 12

Freeform
"Gordon Ramsay's 24 Hours to Hell and Back" (Fox) Wednesday, June 13 at 9 p.m.
"Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce" (Bravo) Thursday, June 14 at 10 p.m.

Bravo
"Marlon" (NBC) Thursday, June 14 at 9 p.m.

NBC
"Strange Angel" (CBS All Access) Thursday, June 14

CBS All Access
"Goliath" (Amazon) Friday, June 15

Amazon
"The Affair" (Showtime) Sunday, June 17 at 9 p.m.

Showtime
"Deep State" (Epix) Sunday, June 17 at 9 p.m.
Epix
"Shades of Blue" (NBC) Sunday, June 17 at 10 p.m.
NBC
"Drunk History" (Comedy Central) Tuesday, June 19 at 10 p.m.
Comedy Central
"Yellowstone" (Paramount) Wednesday, June 20 at 9 p.m.
Paramount Network
"Young & Hungry" (Freeform) Wedneday, June 20 at 8 p.m.
Freeform
"Detroiters" (Comedy Central) Thursday, June 21 at 10 p.m.
Comedy Central
"The Gong Show" (ABC) Thursday, June 21 at 8 p.m.
ABC
"Queen of the South" (USA) Thursday, June 21 at 9 p.m.
USA
"Shooter" (USA) Thursday, June 21 at 10 p.m.
USA
"Marvel's Luke Cage" (Netflix) Friday, June 22
Netflix
"Preacher" (AMC) Sunday, June 24 at 10 p.m.
AMC
"Penn & Teller: Fool Us" (CW) Monday, June 25 at 8 p.m.
CW
"GLOW" (Netflix) Friday, June 29
Netflix
"Masters of Illusion" (CW) Friday, June 29 at 8 p.m.

CW
"Power" (Starz) Sunday, July 1 at 9 p.m.

Starz
"Sacred Games" (Netflix) Friday, July 6

Netflix
"Heathers" (Paramount) Tuesday, July 10 at 10 p.m.

Paramount Network
"The Outpost" (CW) Tuesday, July 10 at 8 p.m.

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"Burden of Truth" (CW) Wednesday, July 11 at 8 p.m.

Getty Images
"Harlots" (Hulu) Wednesday, July 11

Hulu
"The HollywoodPuppet Show" (Fuse) Tuesday, July 17 at 10:30 p.m.
Fuse
"Suits" (USA) Wednesday, July 18 at 9 p.m.
USA
"Snowfall" (FX) Thursday, July 19 at 10 p.m.
FX
"Trial & Error: Lady, Killer" (NBC) Thursday, July 19 at 9 p.m.
NBC
"Wynonna Earp" (Syfy) Friday, July 20 at 9 p.m.
Syfy
"Killjoys" (Syfy) Friday, July 20 at 10 p.m.
Syfy
"Outcast" (Cinemax) Friday, July 20 at 10 p.m.
Cinemax
"Castle Rock" (Hulu) Wednesday, July 25
Hulu
"Swedish Dicks" (Pop) Thursday, July 26

Pop TV
"Casual" (Hulu) Tuesday, July 31
Hulu
"The Sinner" (USA) Wednesday, August 1
USA
"Mr. Mercedes" (Audience) Wedneday, August 22 at 10 p.m.
Audience Network
"The Innocents" (Netflix) Friday, August 24
Netflix
"Jack Ryan" (Amazon) Friday, August 31
Amazon

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