Roger Ebert Zings Kevin Smith

“Anyone would look fat in your hockey sweater, dude”

Last Updated: February 16, 2010 @ 2:57 PM

Roger Ebert may not be able to speak or taste food anymore, but he still can smell a good punchline. Or six.

Here are some zingers directed at Kevin Smith and his kerfuffle with Southwest airlines, via the famed movie critic’s essential Twitter feed:

https://twitpic.com/13iw1j – Kevin Smith poolside at Cannes 1999 with "Dogma." You call this fat? I say svelte. Photo by moi. about 18 hours ago from TwitPic

https://twitpic.com/13ip7n
– The non-story that will not die. Break out the garlic and crucifixes. http://j.mp/9LokE4 about 19 hours ago from TwitPic
 
Fatter dude who wasn’t thrown off Kevin Smith’s SW flight: "Next time, Hollywood, sample an airline with First Class." about 22 hours ago from web

Fatter dude who wasn’t thrown off Kevin Smith’s SW flight: "Don’t buy an empty seat, just travel with your skinny wife." about 22 hours ago from web

Fatter dude who wasn’t thrown off Kevin Smith’s SW flight: "Anyone would look fat in your hockey sweater, dude." about 22 hours ago from web

Fatter dude who wasn’t thrown off Kevin Smith’s SW flight: "Wear a Navy blazer and suck it in." about 22 hours ago from web

[Photo via Esquire]