Samantha Bee Shreds ‘DOJ Garden Gnome’ Jeff Sessions’ ‘Folksy Bulls—‘ (Video)

“No wonder the collusion kids didn’t tell you they were dealing with Russia: you’re too slow to keep up,” TBS host says of Attorney General

Last Updated: June 15, 2017 @ 8:03 AM

Samantha Bee tore Jeff Sessions to shreds on Wednesday’s “Full Frontal” over the Attorney General’s recent testimony in front of the Senate Intelligence Committee.

“Compared to Comey Day, Sessions-palooza was a southern-fried snooze fest,” Bee quipped, saying Sessions skated by on “folksy bulls — and selective amnesia.”

“No wonder the collusion kids didn’t tell you they were dealing with Russia: you’re too slow to keep up,” Bee added of the Alabaman, whom she labeled “the DOJ’s garden gnome.”

Earlier that day, Sessions faced questions about the Trump Administration’s potential ties to Russia. Again, he faced them — Sessions didn’t really answer many — especially those from California junior senator Kamala Harris. Her particular style of grilling made Sessions “nervous,” by his own admission.

“You have to understand that about a third of Jeff’s RAM is dedicated to not saying the n-word, which just slows the whole system down,” Bee said. “And that goes up to two-thirds when a smart woman of color is lobbing questions at him like a tennis ball launcher.”

Watch the video above.