What’s the point of dancing with the Grim Reaper, if you don’t have some cool injuries to show off for it afterwards?
Comedian Sarah Silverman has taken to Instagram to give an update on her health, and to flaunt the heavy bruising she sustained during her recent health scare.
“This is me, all better, milking my last vestige of sympathy,” Silverman wrote, alongside a photo of her thoroughly purpled arm.
Last week, the “Jesus Is Magic” star fired up her Facebook account to reveal that she was “insanely lucky to be alive” after spending a week in the intensive care unit.
“I was in the ICU all of last week and I am insanely lucky to be alive. Don’t even know why I went to the doctor, it was just a sore throat. But I had a freak case of epiglottitis,” Silverman wrote, referring to a potentially life-threatening condition in which the epiglottis (at the base of the tongue) swells, preventing air from entering one’s lungs.
The actress added that hospital staff “had to have my hands restrained to keep me from pulling out my breathing tube” and that, “When I woke up five days later I didn’t remember anything.”
Silverman injected a bit of humor to her generally harrowing account, recalling how, in an out-of-it state, she stopped a nurse “like it was an emergency” and furiously wrote her a note.
“When she looked at it, it just said, ‘Do you live with your mother?’ next to a drawing of a penis,” Silverman recalled.
8 Stars Who Switched Their Endorsements in 2016 Presidential Race
In 2013, Kid Rocktold Fox News anchor Megyn Kelly his pick for president was Dr. Ben Carson. But by the time 2016 rolled around, Rock had switched over to Donald Trump, telling Rolling Stone in February, "Let the business guy run the country like a business."
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Reality star and New Kid on the Block Donnie Wahlbergtweeted his support for Carly Fiorina early in the 2016 presidential cycle, calling the former Hewlett-Packard CEO "a strong human being and a strong candidate." But in February the former boy band singer had officially endorsed Marco Rubio.
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Comedian Sarah Silverman had not only supported Hillary Clinton in the beginning of the 2016 election cycle, she donated the maximum amount allowed by law -- $2,700 -- to the former Secretary of State's campaign. But on August 13, 2015, Silverman introduced Bernie Sanders before a crowd of 27,000 people at the Los Angeles Sports Arena, giving the Vermont senator a much-needed Hollywood boost.
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Actor and comedian Will Ferrell also had a change of heart... but in the other direction. Ferrell, a Sanders supporter, raised eyebrows earlier this month when he was seen stumping for Clinton in Nevada.
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A&E's "Duck Dynasty" star Willie Robertsonreversed his earlier endorsement, going from Gov. Bobby Jindal to Donald Trump.
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In his homage to former President Bill Clinton, "B---- I'm Bill Clinton," Lil B seemed to endorse Hillary Clinton with this line: "Shout-outs to Hillary. You gonna win that presidency." But last July, the California rapper seemed to have changed his mind, officially endorsing Sanders. "As much as I want to a woman leading the USA, right now it's all about Bernie."
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James Woods was so convinced Carly Fiorina was his candidate, he even narrarated a documentary about her last September. But by November, the "Ray Donovan" actor pulled his endorsement, tweeting that he's been won over by Sen. Ted Cruz.
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Taya Kyle, the widow of "American Sniper" Chris Kyle, endorsed Rick Perry for president last August, suggesting that her late husband might have supported the former Texas governor as well. After Perry dropped out, she switched over to Cruz.
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From Sarah Silverman to Will Ferrell and Kid Rock, meet the celebrities who’ve had a political change of heart