Former “Saturday Night Live” player Bill Hader had no problem spilling his former boss’s dirty secrets. The best part is that his boss was action hero and former California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger.
He was Schwarzenegger’s personal assistant on the Mexican jungle set of 2002’ s “Collateral Damage.” Needless to say, Hader got to know his boss well.
So, leave it to Bravo’s “Watch What Happens Live” host Andy Cohen to design an entire game around Schwarzenegger when Hader appeared on Thursday’s episode.
He tasked Hader with answering as many questions as he could in 30 seconds in a game called “Spill the Tea-Mernitor.” Hader revealed some funny things (with a definite recurring trend of chess and schnitzel): What pisses Schwarzenegger off? His nickname for Hader? What his boss liked to snack on from the craft table? How he relaxed after shooting?
But none of those answers even approached the dirty deliciousness of Schwarzenegger’s worst pickup line (plug your ears, Maria Shriver): “Come back to my hotel room. I love the way my dick looks in your tiny hands.”
Watch the video above.