Stephen Colbert Calls Rick Santorum a ‘Ken Doll With Even Smoother Genitals’ (Video)

“Late Show” host also debuts some pretty fantastic whale sounds while making fun of Trump

Last Updated: June 14, 2019 @ 7:10 AM

Stephen Colbert’s Thursday monologue was full of jokes about Republican politicians’ crotches. Though Donald Trump got it pretty good, the best quip was aimed at Rick Santorum.

First, the “Late Show” host had some good, clean fun mocking Trump’s latest Twitter typo, in which the leader of the free world referred to Prince Charles as the “Prince of Whales.” It’s Wales.

“Prince of Whales, fantastic guy,” Colbert-as-Trump said. “I threatened him with plankton tariffs. I mean, I scared this guy — I got right up in his krill.”

It got even better from there — you guys, Colbert can do some really good whale sounds. We’re not kidding.

“I got Rosetta Stone: Humpback for Christmas,” he explained.

Soon, it was time to move on from Trump to his defenders. This is where it gets bad for you, Rick, whom Colbert referred to as a “Ken doll with even smoother genitals.”

The CBS studio audience really appreciated that one. They also enjoyed a pretty good laugh from Santorum himself trying to explain “filler words” during a recent CNN interview.

Speaking of cable news, after a couple “Fox & Friends” jokes, Colbert closed on Trump’s “bigger wingspan” boast about his redesigned Air Force One.

“You know what they say about a president with a big wingspan?” Colbert set up. “Tiny cockpit.”

Watch the video above.