Donald Trump’s chief strategist Steve Bannon is feeling rejected and has no one to tell his trouble to other than his Dear Diary… according to Stephen Colbert, that is.
“The Late Show with Stephen Colbert” took aim at Bannon Friday night, showing the former Brietbart News CEO locked away in his room in the White House, scribbling in his diary with
As the mournful “All By Myself” plays in the background, “Bannon” writes:
“Dear Diary, nobody likes me here. I’m all alone. Tiffany Trump turned down my marriage proposal so now I’ll never be the favorite son-in-law. Maybe I’ll run away from the White House. That’ll show him.”
A knock at his door turns out to be Jared Kushner, saying his father-in-law wants them to work out their differences, to which “Bannon” shouts, “I hate your stupid face! Go away or I’ll dissolve you in a bath tub full of acid!”
Check out the hilarious bit in the clip above.