Steve Buscemi Fills in for Jamie Dornan in 'Fifty Shades' Spoof (Video)

Jamie Dornan not hot enough of a Christian Grey for you? Try on wide-eyed sexpot Steve Buscemi for size.

“Boardwalk Empire” star Buscemi is rudely, forcefully inserted into the “Fifty Shades of Grey” phenomenon in a new YouTube video that mashes up the bondage-themed film — arriving in theaters on Friday — and footage of Buscemi from “Boardwalk” and other entries in the actor’s resume.

See photos: 15 Times the ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ Trailer Made You Shift in Your Seat

Feel the heat, everyone.

Rest assured, even in the new version, Dakota Johnson still stars as ingenue-turned-S&M sex puppet Anastasia Steele.

Also Read: ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ Sex Toy Sales Bulging and Universal Is Turned On

Light some candles, pour some wine and prepare to luxuriate in the megawatt eroticism of “Fifty Shades of Buscemi.”

15 Times the 'Fifty Shades of Grey' Trailer Made You Shift in Your Seat (Photos)

"Mr. Grey will see you now."
The anticipation builds as you realize this is the moment you will be able to put a face to THE Christian Grey.
Squirm Scale: 1.3
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"What was he like?"- Kate
"He was polite, intense, smart, [pause] really intimidating."-Anastasia
We could not agree more!
Squirm Scale: 3
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"I would like to know more about you."- Christian
"There's really not much to know about me. I mean, look at me" -Anastasia
Squirm Scale: 2
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Long pause.
"I am." -Christian
Sharp intake followed by a squirm…no he did not!
Squirm Scale: 5
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Eye contact. Eye contact. Eye contact.
Squirm Scale: 3.5
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"I exercise control in all things Miss Steele" - Christian
"That must be really boring"-Anastasia
Oh how wrong you are Ana.
Squirm Scale: 6
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"I don't do romance"- Christian
Oh how wrong YOU are Mr. Grey
Squirm Scale: 5.3
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Sexual. Sexual. Sexual… Tension
Squirm Scale: 7
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"My tastes are [pause]…"- Christian
Abs. Abs. Abs.
Squirm Scale: 8
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"…are very singular" - Christian
No. Words.
Squirm Scale: 8.5
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"Enlighten me"-Anastasia
Yes, enlighten us Christian…RIGHT NOW
Squirm Scale: 9
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Boom.
Squirm Scale: 9.8
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Boom.
Squirm Scale: 9.9
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Boom.
Squirm Scale: 10
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Lucky b*tch…

Squirm Scale: BROKEN
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Try watching Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson in the sexy “Fifty Shades of Grey” trailer without squirming a little in your seat. TheWrap ranks 15 of the most squirm-worthy moments with our notoriously accurate “Squirm Scale”

"Mr. Grey will see you now."
The anticipation builds as you realize this is the moment you will be able to put a face to THE Christian Grey.
Squirm Scale: 1.3

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