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Steve Buscemi Fills in for Jamie Dornan in ‘Fifty Shades’ Spoof (Video)

”Boardwalk Empire“ star learns the ropes in BDSM movie send-up

Jamie Dornan not hot enough of a Christian Grey for you? Try on wide-eyed sexpot Steve Buscemi for size.

“Boardwalk Empire” star Buscemi is rudely, forcefully inserted into the “Fifty Shades of Grey” phenomenon in a new YouTube video that mashes up the bondage-themed film — arriving in theaters on Friday — and footage of Buscemi from “Boardwalk” and other entries in the actor’s resume.

Feel the heat, everyone.

Rest assured, even in the new version, Dakota Johnson still stars as ingenue-turned-S&M sex puppet Anastasia Steele.

Light some candles, pour some wine and prepare to luxuriate in the megawatt eroticism of “Fifty Shades of Buscemi.”