Stormy Daniels’ Lawyer Michael Avenatti Responds to Scaramucci’s ‘Full Head of Hair’ Crack
Porn star’s attorney informs the Mooch that “it only takes me 11 days to completely grow” his hair out
Tim Kenneally | May 26, 2018 @ 2:49 PM
Last Updated: May 26, 2018 @ 2:57 PM
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Oh, dear. It seems that Michael Avenatti found himself in a hairy back-and-forth with Anthony Scaramucci on Friday.
Avenatti, who lately has gained headlines for his representation of porn star Stormy Daniels in her legal battle with Donald Trump, fired a return shot at former White House communications director Scaramucci on Friday, after the Mooch made a crack about Avenatti’s hair.
Earlier this month, a New York Times report stated that a “Crossfire”-style TV show starring Avenatti and Scaramucci had been pitched to cable news networks.
During a “Fox & Friends” appearance Friday, Scaramucci shot down the possibility of such a show in a characteristically blunt way.
“I’m not doing a TV show with Avenatti, no,” Scaramucci said, adding, “I like people that have a full head of hair.”
Ouch. But Avenatti refused to let his feathers get ruffled by Scaramucci’s comment, replying on Twitter, “The best part of my hair @Scaramucci is that it only takes me 11 days to completely grow it out.”
By the way, Avenatti’s online bio gives a pretty good idea of how marvelous he looks with his hair grown out.
Avenatti has likewise expressed disinterest in doing a TV show with Scaramucci, reacting to the report that the show is being pitched with a tweet saying he has “no interest in television right now.”
“Lol. I have no interest in television right now. I’ll leave that to the experts,” Avenatti tweeted at the time. “I enjoy practicing law and look forward to prevailing on behalf of my client Stormy Daniels. That’s where my focus is.”
Which is a shame. With the clear talent for back-and-forth banter that Avenatti and Scaramucci have, the show would probably be pretty entertaining.
– Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) May 25, 2018
Anthony Scaramucci Out: 10 Things That Lasted Longer Than His White House Tenure (Photos)
If President Donald Trump is to be believed, the U.S. economy is making a roaring comeback. Job security, on the other hand, is a different story -- at least judging from the recent personnel tumult in the Trump administration.
On Monday, news broke that now-former Communications Director Anthony Scaramucci had been given the heave-ho after a wild ride lasting a mere 10 days. In the interest of perspective, TheWrap presents 10 things that lasted longer than the Mooch's White House gig.
Sean Spicer's run as Communications Director (once he was promoted to the role while still serving as White House press secretary). Hey, remember way back last week, when a month and a half seemed like a brief tenure as Communications Director? That was before the Mooch came along with an epic "Hold my beer" moment.
Kim Kardashian's marriage to Kris Humphries. Reality TV queen Kardashian provided plenty of late-night punchlines in 2011, when her marriage to NBA player Humphries ended with a divorce filing after 72 days. Now it looks like a marathon union, when placed next to Scaramucci's White House run.
William Henry Harrison's presidency. Harrison's presidency lasted a blink-and-you'll-miss-it 31 days before he succumbed to pneumonia, making his presidency the shortest in U.S. history. But it still managed to last three times longer than Scaamucci's White House run.
The average house fly. According to the good folks at Orkin, house flies generally live from 15 to 30 days -- still longer than the latest insect to inhabit the White House lasted.
Gary Busey's coma. "The Buddy Holly Story" star and general Hollywood curiosity Busey ended up in a coma in late 1988, after getting into a motorcycle accident. The coma lasted a relatively lengthy four weeks and change, and he probably still got more done during that time than the Mooch did in his White House run.
The Dodgers' recent winning streak. The Boys in Blue managed an 11-game victory streak from July 4 to July 19. While fans no doubt wished the streak had lasted longer, it still handily beat out the Mooch's run.
The 12 Days of Christmas. While Scaramucci's riotous White House run might have seemed like the gift that kept on giving, it was ultimately no match for this festive Christian season.
"Cavemen," the TV series. Back in 2007, ABC decided it was a good idea to air a TV series based on a GEICO ad campaign. It wasn't, and while the widely reviled series deservedly died a quick death, it still lasted longer than Scaramucci's reign.
Scaramucci's second marriage. Just days after Scaramucci's White House appointment, his wife Deidre reportedly filed for divorce from him after three years of marriage -- an eternity compared to Mooch's White House tenure, and also probably a seeming eternity in Deidre's mind.
Pope John Paul I's papacy. The former Albino Luciani's papacy came to an abrupt end little more than a month after it began following his September 1978 death. While that might seem like a short run, the abbreviated papacy, The Mooch's White House run still didn't have a prayer of beating it.
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Let us put the Mooch’s brief-but-wild stint into perspective
If President Donald Trump is to be believed, the U.S. economy is making a roaring comeback. Job security, on the other hand, is a different story -- at least judging from the recent personnel tumult in the Trump administration.
On Monday, news broke that now-former Communications Director Anthony Scaramucci had been given the heave-ho after a wild ride lasting a mere 10 days. In the interest of perspective, TheWrap presents 10 things that lasted longer than the Mooch's White House gig.
