Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson Makes Out With a Bear in Fake ‘The Revenant’ Remake (Video)

“Baywatch” star also goofs on “Goodfellas,” “Home Alone” and “Napoleon Dynamite” in GQ video

We’d say that this might hurt The Rock’s presidential aspirations, but all bets seem to be off on that front these days.

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson swaps spit with a fake bear in a new video to accompany his GQ cover story.

The video envisions the “Baywatch” star mulling over his next project with his “agent” (Tituss Burgess), who pitches the wrestler-turned-actor on a number of sequels in the works.

Such as a remake of the 2015 Leonardo DiCaprio film “The Revenant,” as penned by the writers of “The Notebook.”

Cut to Johnson being confronted by a bear, only to comfort the beast with a lock of the lips and a reach for his own zipper — an apparent reference to rumors that DiCaprio’s character would  be raped by a bear in the original film.

Other Rock-driven remakes envisioned in the clip: “Goodfellas 2,” starring Johnson as Joe Pesci’s illegitimate son who moves to Queens trying to make it in the stand-up comedy scene; and “Home Alone: They Forgot My Ass Again,” which would have pitted Johnson against a gang of juvenile robbers.

And if you were ever curious about what Johnson would look like shaking his groove thang while dressed as the lead character of “Napoleon Dynamite,” look no further.

Which fake sequel would you most like to see happen for real? Or would you rather he just run for president?

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