Ray Stevenson REALLY doesn’t want to eat green eggs and ham — and sure as hell not with no goat.
The “Black Sails” actor read the iconic Dr. Seuss children’s book for Yahoo — for some reason — delivering a bone-chilling rendition of the rhyming kid’s tale. The basic moral of “Green Eggs and Ham” is if you try something scary, you just might like it — though Stevenson’s reading is more of the give-your-young-ones-nightmares variety.
By the end, however, Stevenson is grateful for being forced into discovering his new favorite food, just as the good doctor intended.
Stevenson’s “The Transporter: Refueled” races into theaters on Sep. 4.
Terrify your sons and daughters with Stevenson’s reading: