Sorry, Tiffany Haddish Can’t Say Who Bit Beyonce… Because She Signed an NDA

But don’t worry, the “Last OG” star says, “they didn’t even, like, take a chunk out of her face”

Who bit Beyonce? The world may never know. At least, we’re not going to find out from Tiffany Haddish.

According to E!, Haddish said during an Instagram Live video on Wednesday you can thank a non-disclosure agreement for keeping the juicy secret under wraps. “NDAs are real,” the “Last OG” star said while getting her hair done. “So, I’m not saying s–t about nothing.”

Of course, she teased fans with a song and dance first.

“You wanna know who bit Beyoncé?” Haddish said at the start of the video. “I’m gonna just tell you all. And this is the last time I’m talking about it. I ain’t going to say nothing else about it. Let me sip some of my tea,” she said, sipping some water, but we’ll let it slide. “I’m going to tell you who did it then I’m never talking about it again because, really, it’s done. People should be focusing on the real issues at hand, like did you do your taxes? Because taxes is due real soon. Can your children — do they know how to read and write? Have you been working with them on their reading and their writing? Is your house clean? That’s what we need to be focusing on. But y’all wanna know. Everybody’s going crazy about who bit Beyoncé. I’m going to tell you so this can just be done with.”

“It was Stormy Daniels,” she joked, naming the porn star who skyrocketed to fame recently after spilling her own tea about an affair she says she had with President Donald Trump. “Pay attention to what’s really going on! That’s not real news. Who bit Beyoncé is not real news!”

Haddish previously gave a little hint to the identity of the mystery person, saying it was an actress.

“Stormy Daniels bit Beyonce. She’s an actress,” Haddish added. “She also works with the president, as I sip my tea (my water tea).”

Haddish’s curious fans wouldn’t let up during the video, so she continued: “Why is who bit Beyonce global news? They didn’t even, like, take a chunk out of her face. It’s not even that serious.”

It was then that she drove home how the NDA was gonna keep her from giving up the real dirt here.

“Y’all need to stop asking me about this Beyonce stuff because NDAs are real. I’m not saying nothing else,” she said. “I already told you: Stormy Daniels mother f–kers. Stormy Daniels. Let’s focus on where focus should be.”

In a recent interview, Haddish told GQ that an unnamed actress bit Beyonce’s face at a party in December.

“There was this actress there that’s just, like, doing the mostest,” Haddish told GQ. “She bit Beyoncé in the face.”

Beyoncé’s representative told GQ she “absolutely can’t comment on any of this, as I have no knowledge.”

And it looks like Haddish won’t be commenting either — ever. Ugh.