On Monday's "The Daily Show," Trevor Noah had a huge laugh talking about Trump senior adviser Stephen Miller, after Miller went on Sunday's "Face the Nation" -- and faced ridicule from said nation over his hair.
At issue: Miller appeared to have deployed spray-on hair to mask his receding hairline for his appearance on the CBS show to discuss the border wall Trump wants to build. Except he wasn't remotely subtle about it, and the effect was a stark contrast in the color of different parts of his scalp that everyone noticed. Cue a storm of jokes from Noah.
"Miller was back on TV talking about how America has to pay for the wall. Emphasis on 'to pay,'" Noah said, making it rhyme with "toupee." Cue a clip in which Miller's hair issues are... noticeable.
"Did you catch that? Not the stuff about the Southern border. I'm talking about the new border. Up here," Noah said, pointing to his head.
"Bit of a 'migration' happening, by the way... It's like someone said, 'Who here hates immigrants?' and his hair was like, 'This guy,'" Noah joked, motioning as if hair was pointing down.
"Although, I don't think we should be going after Miller," Noah continued. "I think we should be going after his barber, Sherwin Williams."
"It barely even looks like hair. Who let him leave the house like that," Noah continued. "It looks like he got head-butted by Steven Seagal and it stuck."
There's plenty more, and it's pretty funny, so we'll let you watch for yourself in the clip below:
Stephen Miller: 8 Late-Night Insults for Trump's 'Basic Henchman' (Photos)
Trump adviser Stephen Miller made a splash Wednesday by calling CNN's Jim Acosta "insulting, ignorant and foolish." But late-night hosts have had some harsh assessments of him, too. For example:
Sunday morning shows to push the president's border policies. Late-night hosts were not impressed by his chilly claim that "the powers of our president to protect our country... will not be questioned," and compared him to some unflattering people, places and cartoon characters. For example...
"Sméagol in a suit" - Trevor Noah
"That guy is 31 years old and he already looks like he's two-thirds of the way to Montgomery Burns." - Seth Meyers
"Young Gargamel" - Stephen Colbert
Superman villain General Zod - Stephen Colbert
(Context: After making the Gargamel comment, Colbert played a video of the previously mentioned Stephen Miller quote. Then Colbert joked that Miller then added, "I am become death, destroyer of worlds. Kneel before Zod." Which is a combo of famous quotes by Robert Oppenheimer and Zod.)
"The guy who shows up with a flashlight when teens are getting drunk in a graveyard." - Seth Meyers
"If you're wondering why his face looks familiar, it's probably because you see him every time you take off our socks. Black people, you can ignore that joke." - Trevor Noah
"A basic henchman" - Trevor Noah
"A guilty husband who got caught texting with a female co-worker." - Seth Meyer
We'll keep updating this list as more Stephen Miller insults roll in.
1 of 10
Miller made a splash by insulting a CNN reporter as "insulting, ignorant and foolish"
Trump adviser Stephen Miller made a splash Wednesday by calling CNN's Jim Acosta "insulting, ignorant and foolish." But late-night hosts have had some harsh assessments of him, too. For example:
Sunday morning shows to push the president's border policies. Late-night hosts were not impressed by his chilly claim that "the powers of our president to protect our country... will not be questioned," and compared him to some unflattering people, places and cartoon characters. For example...
