So, “Twin Peaks: The Return” aired its finale Sunday night and it wasn’t really a finale in the traditional sense. But there was never going to be one.
After a two-season run beginning in 1990 and decades of supplemental material, fans were wondering if there was really going to be a conclusion at all. Parts 16 and 17 were promising that some of the mystery of the Black Lodge, tulpas and Agent Dale Cooper would be answered.
Part 18, which aired after the tense and story-filled Part 17, is especially slow, with most of the run time padded out with shots of driving and characters sitting in silence. The last minutes can be seen as disappointing to those looking for answers after 25 years, but it was never going to be that way. “Twin Peaks” has never been about answers. Lynch’s works are always up to interpretation.
For “Twin Peaks: The Return,” mine is specifically that, as “True Detective” once said, “time is a flat circle.” Maybe Agent Cooper (Kyle Machlachlan) is stuck in an eternal loop, failing to save Laura Palmer (Sheryl Lee) over and over again. It’s why when we gets to her at the end of Part 17 she disappears with a scream and why at the very end of Part 18 he’s back to the start. But why? Why does Cooper — perfect coffee-drinking angel Dale Cooper — never get his happy ending?
He seems to go back to the day before Laura’s murder at the end of Part 17. He finds her, takes her by the hand and begins to walk away. In another version of events, Pete Martell never discovers her body, meaning she was never murdered. However, following that Cooper finds Laura again, only this time she’s Carrie Page, not Laura Palmer. They drive up to her old house in Twin Peaks and knock on the door, only to find that Sarah Palmer never lived there. Did Laura ever exist at all?
But we know there’s a connection with this new version of reality and the version we saw in the original series. At the end, Carrie hears her father Leland distantly calling for her and she screams her iconic scream, causing the electricity to go haywire and shut down all the power, leaving the audience in perpetual blackness.
The vagueness of the ending doesn’t take into account all the questions we still have about supporting characters. What about Audrey? We never find out what happened with her. We know that she’s been experiencing a dream world and when she wakes up, she’s in a white room. But we never see the end of this. What about Becky? What about that box in New York?
It’s telling though that only a few characters get a happy ending. Norma and Ed, for example, and Nadine and Jacoby get satisfying endings to the drama. In the final two episodes, it was Janey-E and Sonny Jim. As Cooper promised, they get a Dougie Jones back, one that looks more closely like the Cooper that they grew to love throughout the season. We know that it isn’t a real person, but Dougie was never a real person either. Despite Janey’s relationship with Diane (they’re estranged half sisters), she gets closure. The idyllic family that got caught up in the events inadvertently gets a happy ending, not our hero.
Because “Twin Peaks” has never been about answers or endings. Laura Palmer’s murderer was never even meant to be revealed in the original series, but network pressure forced Lynch and Frost’s hand. The series was more about the characters and the atmosphere rather than the central mystery, which mostly worked as a plot device more than a tragic event. Laura wasn’t even really a character until these details came to light and “Fire Walk With Me” premiered.
You can make the point that “Twin Peaks” was never going to have a proper ending because Lynch’s works — “Mulholland Drive,” “Lost Highway,” “Blue Velvet,” notably — never had clear cut wrapups. If “The Return” had a happy ending or a wrapped up story, it wouldn’t fit into his canon, but that’s too simplistic. The question is why Lynch never writes in these endings. Why Lynch goes for the surreal instead of the real goes back to his obsession with dreamlike states and his fascination with the human condition and psychology in the face of trauma.
And that’s what “The Return” does in spades. We don’t really need to find out what happened to Audrey because her being trapped in that white room or with Charlie is a symbol of her trauma following the events of the original “Twin Peaks” and what happened in between. We know that Becky’s husband, Steven, kills himself but we don’t really know what happens to her and her mother, Shelly — because as we’ve learned, abuse is also a repetitive cycle. Shelly, in the original series, was in an abusive relationship and Becky is the same.
Laura may not be Laura Palmer anymore, but she’s still a person defined by an innate darkness (as we see with the dead body in Carrie’s home in Odessa, Texas). Cooper attempts to save her from BOB — the concrete entity of evil in “Twin Peaks” — but he ultimately can’t. Because BOB is just a stand-in for evil in general and not even Cooper can defeat an abstract concept. That’s why the last shot in the series is Laura once again whispering in Cooper’s ear and why despite having time travel and supernatural forces at his disposal, things don’t really change. Or the do, but not in the way he hoped.
As Part 18 begins, Cooper is sitting in the same chair from Part 1 and has the same conversations with MIKE and the Arm, but it’s only now that MIKE’s words hold weight: “is it future or is it past?” Cooper is stuck in a loop and we just saw only one outcome. “Twin Peaks: The Return” was never going to give us the complete answer. It was only going to give us one.
54 'Twin Peaks' Characters Ranked, Using Vague and Confusing Criteria (Photos)
"Twin Peaks" is a bizarre, often seemingly nonsensical show, but it's a David Lynch thing, which means weird and crazy things that show up on screen mean something -- the onus is just on us to figure it out. So, in that vein, we thought the best way to celebrate Showtime's 18-hour revival would be to rank a bunch of the show's characters -- but in a weird, confusing way instead of the normal "worst to best" way. We may just be amateur David Lynches, but we think it'll be a damn fine time nonetheless.
54. John Justice Wheeler (Billy Zane)
Fake.
53. Andrew Packard (Dan O'Herlihy)
The whole time he was pretending to be dead was he just hiding in the library or what?
52. Annie Blackburn (Heather Graham)
Just a normal person and stuff. Generally that's a good thing, but this is "Twin Peaks" we're talkin' about.
51. Ben Horne (Richard Beymer)
Rich businessmen everywhere nodded in solidarity when Ben admitted he has no idea how to be a good person.
50. Laura Palmer (Sheryl Lee)
Dead the whole time.
49. Harold Smith (Lenny Von Dohlen)
Agoraphobia is not as sexy as he thinks.
48. Big Ed (Everett McGill)
If this list were ranking how often each character made a confused face, Big Ed would be top 5 for sure.
47. Bobby Briggs (Dana Ashbrook)
Became a better person because David Lynch made out with Bobby's girlfriend. Now that's what you call a character arc.
46. Jacques Renault (Walter Olkewicz)
Nah. Extra nah points if you watched "Fire Walk With Me."
45. Catherine Martell (Piper Laurie)
Is not good at puzzles.
44. Agent Hardy (Clarence Williams III)
Took away Coop's badge! Come on, man.
43. Blackie (Victoria Catlin)
She died.
42. Hank Jennings (Chris Mulkey)
If he weren't white he definitely would have been fired for continuously not murdering the people he's supposed to murder.
41. Sheriff Harry S. Truman (Michael Ontkean)
Gotta admire a guy who keeps his gun close while drinking.
40. Deputy Andy (Harry Goaz)
I'm sure he's a perfectly fine boring dad.
39. Dr. Jacoby (Russ Tamblyn)
If I had to be any "Twin Peaks" character I'd probably wanna be Dr. Jacoby because he's got the chillest part (other than that time he got beat up in Season 1).
38. James Hurley (James Marshall)
Might be the most melodramatic character on "Twin Peaks," which is really saying something.
37. Evelyn Marsh (Annette McCarthy)
Exists to feed James Hurley's constant thirst for melodrama.
36. Dr. Hayward (Warren Frost)
Is good at knowing when people are dead and also at not really being Donna's dad.
35. Mayor Milford (John Boylan)
He was really just jealous of Dougie the whole time. Jealousy is bad.
34. Jerry Horne (David Patrick Kelly)
Gotta appreciate a bad lawyer who knows he's a bad lawyer.
33. Audrey Horne (Sherilyn Fenn)
Ruins business deals, accidentally almost hooks up with her own dad, fights in the Civil War with her dad, has her romantic subplot with Coop ruined by Lara Flynn Boyle and then loses her virginity on a private jet. Audrey is a moral good.
32. Pete Martell (Jack Nance)
Does anybody not love Pete? Everybody loves Pete. He's just that dumb.
31. Agent Denise Bryson (David Duchovny)
It's still surprising, and cool, that Denise was on network TV way back in 1991.
30. Major Briggs (Don S. Davis)
Extremely dad.
20. Ronnette Pulaski (Phoebe Augustine)
You really gotta feel for Ronnette, since her whole purpose is pretty much just to be the "other one."
28. Lana (Robyn Lively)
The sex murderer.
27. Leo Johnson (Eric DaRe)
Nobody's a better punchline than Leo.
26. Bob (Frank Silva)
Bob will probably end up being president someday. Maybe he already is.
25. Sarah Palmer (Grace Zabriskie)
Notable for not having any normal facial expressions.
24. Lucy (Kimmy Robertson)
Will probably be just as boring a parent as Andy... but she's still Lucy.
23. The Man from Another Place (Michael J. Anderson)
I'm not qualified to write anything about him.
22. Jean Renault (Michael Parks)
Michael Parks doing a fake French accent is always good in my book.
21. Agent Rosenfield (Miguel Ferrer)
Look, he may seem mean, but he loves you and that's all that matters.
20. Mike (Gary Hershberger)
What did Mike learn from all this? Best not to ask, probably.
19. Agent Dale Cooper (Kyle MacLachlan)
Get you a man who looks at you the way Dale Cooper looks at everything.
18. Nadine (Wendy Robie)
Of all the 30+ year-old adults who hook up with high school kids on "Twin Peaks," Nadine is easily the least creepy of them because she, at least, thinks she's also a teenager.
17. Maddy Ferguson (Sheryl Lee)
Looks like Laura Palmer but isn't. Get it?
16. Norma (Peggy Lipton)
I think she's named Norma because she's so normal.
15. One-armed man (Al Strobel)
It's not a crime to sell shoes, OK?
14. Shelly Johnson (Madchen Amick)
Shelly. Shelly Shelly Shelly.
13. Dick Tremayne (Ian Buchanan)
He's born and raised in Twin Peaks, but also he's British. So he's a great character.
12. Windom Earle (Kenneth Welsh)
As far as I can remember, he's the only character whose head was set on fire on the show.
11. The Giant (Carel Struycken)
He's a very helpful human being.
9-10. Eckhardt and Jones (David Warner and Brenda Strong)
Storm into the show out of nowhere and get killed before accomplishing anything. This is what we watch David Lynch stuff for.
8. Donna (Lara Flynn Boyle and Moira Kelly)
What exactly does Donna contribute over the course of the show? Not much.
7. Josie Packard (Joan Chen)
Is accidentally responsible for the best scene in the entire series (the room service scene from the Season 2 premiere) because she shot Coop, and that's all that matters.
6. Leland Palmer (Ray Wise)
Not gonna argue with white-haired Ray Wise.
5. Little Nicky (Joshua Harris)
Still think he's a murderer.
4. Log Lady (Catherine E. Coulson)
She got it.
3. Deputy Hawk (Michael Horse)
Spends most of his screen time either standing around looking cool or being incredibly useful in ways none of the other characters could imagine being. Nice.
2. The waiter (Hank Worden)
The milk'll get cool on ya pretty soon.
1. Gordon Cole (David Lynch)
Default no. 1.
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"Twin Peaks" is a bizarre, often seemingly nonsensical show, but it's a David Lynch thing, which means weird and crazy things that show up on screen mean something -- the onus is just on us to figure it out. So, in that vein, we thought the best way to celebrate Showtime's 18-hour revival would be to rank a bunch of the show's characters -- but in a weird, confusing way instead of the normal "worst to best" way. We may just be amateur David Lynches, but we think it'll be a damn fine time nonetheless.