Read the Best #TrumpBookReport Tweets Mocking Trump’s Debate Answers

Hashtag imagines Donald Trump describing literary masterpieces

If you’ve ever wondered how Donald Trump would summarize literary works from “Harry Potter” to “The Scarlet Letter,” you’re in luck — the #TrumpBookReport hashtag is a dream for librarians and political junkies alike.

#TrumpBookReport imagines Trump’s takes on female characters from Clarice Starling to Katniss Everdeen to Lolita, as well as his thoughts on killing mockingbirds, and conflicts between muggles and wizards. Excessive use of the phrase “believe me” abounds. Believe me.

Here are some of the best so far:

Michael Crichton’s “Jurassic Park”:

Harper Lee’s “To Kill A Mockingbird”:

Charles Perrault’s “Sleeping Beauty”:

Sleeping Beauty? The Prince just started kissing her. Didn’t even ask. When you’re a prince they let you do it. #TrumpBookReport

Sameer Noorani (@sameernoorani) October 20, 2016

Charles Dickens’ “A Christmas Carol”:

George R.R. Martin‘s “A Song Of Ice And Fire”:

Nathaniel Hawthorne’s “The Scarlet Letter”:

Vladimir Nabokov’s “Lolita”:

J.K. Rowling‘s “Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince”:

Suzanne Collins‘ “The Hunger Games”:

Thomas Harris’ “The Silence of the Lambs”:

Clarice Starling? Not even a 5. Flat chested loser. Couldn’t even get the lambs to be silent. Sad. #trumpbookreports

– AlinaK (@AlinaIceBear) October 20, 2016

And finally, a meta-tweet on book reports themselves:

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