Forget about all those trashy, murder-loving reality contestants over at VH1. "The Hills" is back! MTV’s allegedly addictive reality soap — TV MoJoe has actually never seen an episode of it — returns for its fifth season on Sept. 29.
Joining the cast: Kristin Cavallari, the vixen from MTV’s other unscripted sudsfest, "Laguna Beach." The network is trumpeting her addition with the tagline, "The Bitch is Back."
A just-released two-minute trailer for the new season features lots of pretty people sniping at each other but surprisingly little romance. The obnoxious Speidi (Spencer and Heidi Pratt) also make an appearance. Check it out below: