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Forget about all those trashy, murder-loving reality contestants over at VH1. "The Hills" is back! MTV’s allegedly addictive reality soap — TV MoJoe has actually never seen an episode of it — returns for its fifth season on Sept. 29.
Joining the cast: Kristin Cavallari, the vixen from MTV’s other unscripted sudsfest, "Laguna Beach." The network is trumpeting her addition with the tagline, "The Bitch is Back."