Jimmy Kimmel Prescribes ‘Wallegra’ for Trump’s Apparent Allergy Problem (Video)

“Available at Border Walgreens”

Last Updated: January 10, 2019 @ 6:12 AM

Dr. Jimmy Kimmel is in the house, and he’s got a prescription for President Trump’s apparent allergy problem: Wallegra.

After the world witnessed Donald Trump sniffling following each sentence of his Tuesday primetime address to the nation, “Jimmy Kimmel Live” writers jumped in to cure what ails our commander in chief.

Wallegra is the “first medication formulated for border wall negotiation-related allergies,” the ABC late-night show’s phony — and funny — commercial explained. Naturally, the medication is “available at Border Walgreens.”

There were, of course, some legal disclaimers.

“Ask your indicted campaign manager if Wallegra is right for you,” was our favorite.

This one wasn’t bad either: “In a small percentage of presidents, Wallegra may cause a sudden inability to use numbers and facts.”

And then we got the tagline: “Shut down the government, not your sinuses.”

The best punchline of the whole bit though came in Kimmel’s monologue setup: “The president has been known to be very anti-immigrant since the one he’s married to stopped having sex with him.”

Watch the video above.

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