“Parks and Recreation” said its final goodbye in February, but fans of the NBC hit comedy can take some solace in in the recently released Season 7 gag reel.
The 30 minute-long collection of comical flubs spans the entire history of the show. It also includes some of the cast’s audition tapes, offering fans a peek into how it all began.
So without further ado, here are the bloopers for “Parks and Rec’s” seventh and final season.
FYI: The newest stuff starts around 15:45 in. Also, you’ll probably find out more about Chris Pratt‘s derriere than you’ll ever want to know.
11 Outrageous Ron Swanson Lines From 'Parks and Recreation' (Photos)
"I call this turf 'n' turf. It's a 16-ounce T-bone and a 24-ounce porterhouse. I am going to consume all of this at the same time because I am a free American."
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"Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing."
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"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons."
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"I’m a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women, and breakfast food."
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"Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets."
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"Fishing relaxes me. It's like yoga, except I still get to kill something."
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"Any dog under fifty pounds is a cat and cats are useless."
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"Child labor laws are ruining this country."
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"The key to burning an ex-wife effigy is to dip it in paraffin wax and then toss the flaming bottle of isopropyl alcohol from a safe distance. Do not stand too close when you light an ex-wife effigy."
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"The government is a greedy piglet that suckles on a taxpayer’s teat until they have sore, chapped nipples."
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"Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait…wait. I worry what you just heard was: Give me a lot of bacon and eggs. What I said was: Give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Do you understand?"
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Portrayed by Nick Offerman, here’s a look at the best lines from the straight-faced, man’s man whose final season on NBC will begin airing Tuesday at 8 p.m.
"I call this turf 'n' turf. It's a 16-ounce T-bone and a 24-ounce porterhouse. I am going to consume all of this at the same time because I am a free American."